i am so fucking tired oh my god

Constance || she/her || I suck at writing bios || I work in a hotel so a LOT of my posts are just gonna be me complaining about work etc || interests/topics of conversation: Discworld, D&D, plants/gardening, witchcraft

[cultofthewyrm]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[theincaprincess]

Happy October 24th!!

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[psychopomp-reborn]

HAPPY MOON DAY EVERYONE

[fatestayyuri]

my solution to copyright is that everything unconditionally becomes public domain with the creator's death. anything held by a group will lose their rights with the death of its leader; whether it be a CEO for corporations or a president for state media. this will solve no problems but will lead to extremely funny assassinations

[impossiblepackage]

Fun fact: the creator of dwarf fortress has a contingency for this in his will. The source code of the game gets publicly released upon his death, unless he’s murdered. Then it stays locked away forever

[jammespotter]

so I went to the counseling center at my school to set up an appointment etc etc and I know they have a therapy dog there and I was like “where’s the dog?” and the receptionist was like ‘oh I’m sorry, she’s in a meeting right now’ and I look over at the other room and there is a fucking dog sitting in a chair at a long table sitting next to all these people in business suits and I felt like I was in a dream

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[max1461]

I need to make, I don't know, a video essay or something. To make the point to normies that like, George Bush and a bunch of other mainstream political figures in recent US history have been war criminals, no, not like in some radical left wing activist speak way like just in a centrist liberal I think the UN charter means something straight up these guys are literally actual war criminals, no, I know, everyone calls everyone war criminals and fascists these days I get it I get it your least favorite politician is like hitler but no not like that like literally, these guys are literally war criminals who committed war crimes in a literal, actual, they actually did it not a theoretical what if it happened here it could happen here way no not like that, like, just regular, actually, just straight up, I cannot express to you how moderate and not radical and just straight up literal regular this opinion is way, war criminals who did actual specific major war crimes that killed a bunch of people and they should probably be in prison, really, really I promise, these guys should be actually in prison probably

[r4cs0]

[b0nkcreat]

this is the funniest fuckig thumbnail ive ever seen and it won’t let me find the post in the tag please god. please. i need intrusive thought donald trump on my blog i’m begging

[woodlouseandbird]

my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

[our-queer-experience]

the person who reposted this to tumblr was a terf but my god do i want this on my blog

[max1461]

Jesus was the first cult leader who claimed to be Jesus. Admittedly, he was right.

[thememedaddy]

[miiilowo]

haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

[daddysuperduperlonglegs]

Y'all know that one saying when people speculate about someone's sexuality "bi until proven differently", so when will it be acceptable saying "ace until proven differently"?

[agnes-nielsens]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[trawl]

favorite part of summer?

the heat!

swimming!

time off from school (if applicable)!

greenery!

travel plans!

other! (tell me…?)

Voting ended onJun 6, 2025

personally, i’m loving this summer because i’ll be traveling to oregon :)

unfortunately, for many people, the ability to travel is a luxury they do not have access to. one of those people is my friend ibrahim, who i’ve been fundraising for for some time now.

ibrahim is a teenage boy in gaza trying to raise funds to evacuate himself and his family — especially his father, who has bladder cancer and needs a medical evacuation ASAP. this is possible — but only if ibrahim can raise the funds to make it happen.

with summer coming on, insects, heat, and dehydration will be plaguing the residents of gaza. ibrahim, like all of them, will be facing those threats and more — bombs, sickness, starvation, and a lack of proper housing or safety. please help him and his family evacuate!

Donate to Help Ibrahim's family escape the Gaza war, organized by Ibrahim Yasser

Hello I am Ibrahim, 15 years old, I seek your help and assistance to save… Ibrahim Yasser needs your support for Help Ibrahim's family e

[punkitt-is-here]

If every one of my followers donated less than a dollar, we'd be done with this campaign today!