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Isabel She/Her

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

[whyenn-reader]

ADHD advice from non-ADHD people: start blocking out your day and put things in your google calendar

ADHD advice from ADHD people: any time you're waiting for your food to microwave YOU HAVE TO WASH DISHES WASH AS MANY AS YOU CAN THIS IS A RACE AGAINST TIME THIS IS THE ONLY TIME THIS COULD HAPPEN

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[calebwittebane]

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

[calebwittebane]

thats probably it...

[gewt]

i love math

[important-animal-images]

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

[junglejim4322]

Haven’t seen the vampire lestat yet and I don’t need to because I know it’ll just be this

[important-cat-pics]

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[seali]

Skimming stone

[raptorific]

[lordeboy]

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.