pimpmaster hustledaddy of all snippy bookshrews

y'all this isn't a porn blog my handle is a Gorillaz reference gope, 26, I've been on this website for more than half my life unfortunately

[kushblazer666]

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

[skunkes]

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

:( this is so sad, you’re all so obsessed with Minecraft iPod Touch edition ($6.99) you don’t see the Minecraft that’s right in front of you

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have won a lifetime supply of this

How do you feel?

good!

I CAN SELL THIS AND GET RICH

im drowning in my supply help

Eh it's okay

BAD. VERY BAD

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could

you can sell the things you get/give them away but they will keep coming until you die

[sugared-violetts]

why r u using the word corn instead of porn on tumblr.com i just saw full dick n balls 2 posts up ur good

[hymnsofheresy]

via Danny Cortez (@danny_c_cortez)

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[mrsterlingeverything]

Do you want to deal with customers all day or do you want to dive deep into the ocean and perform dangerous repairs. Do you want to deal with school administrators and too many students or do you want to shake hands with the worst men youve ever met and be complicit in the destruction of the environment. Do you want to get naked in front of the internet for anyone to see or do you travel with an airline and be unable to settle down. And most importantly Do you wanna party

[glutko]

[johnkatdaily]

day 237 - probably, right?

[aonkeeper4]

me whenm i am. Prougraming on my Computer

[heyitsmelinguini]

that’s mozilla herself

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken wimdows

[bananabytez]

@fuck-detector

[fuck-detector]

that's her, the fire fuck.

probably like a minor deity of computers or something thank fuck im not a computer scientist

actually edit: just realised that it's totally audio equipment and i should know about this so yeah it is my field i hope i dont get smited by the fire fuck

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries