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[titkoks]

[furbearingbrick]

reblog for da frog

[bunnygirlskull]

@frogkimmy you

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think everyone should have full control of their own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[batsandboba]

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

[shattered-skys-system]

yes

[batsandboba]

[system-reset]

what the fuck

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

that's a silly straw

[batshitferalquotes]

Tim: I think Alfred’s mad at you.

Jason: What makes you say that?

Tim: Because he’s cleaning up the mess you made and asked me to deliver this to you.

Jason, reading the note: “Young Master Jason, I hope this note finds you before I do.”

[sandushengshou]

@pscentral​ event 04: love ↳ Morticia & Gomez Addams | The Addams Family

[lewishcmilton]

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[valtsv]

forgot i was working in the meat section at my workplace today and briefly experienced what it's like to be an indie horror game protagonist

[valtsv]

coworker: uhhh there's some blood leaking out from under the storeroom door can you go check that out

me:

me, remembering that i'm working on the raw meats counter and not about to meet jeff the killer at the fridge:

[felderwin]

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

[prokopetz]

Concept: Sherlock Holmes adaptation with Watson providing film noir style voiceover narration, except it’s soon apparent that Watson is a somewhat less-than-reliable narrator.

Though the tone and content of Watson’s voiceover is broadly consistent with the original stories, when compared with the accompanying on-screen events it becomes clear that Watson-the-narrator is frequently, at the very least, delicately understating how things really went down, and occasionally lying through his teeth, particularly when the on-screen “truth” would make Holmes or himself look foolish.

While neither the version of events given by the narration nor the version of events concurrently depicted on screen are particularly comedic in themselves, the combined effect of juxtaposing the two is often outright farcical.

[lerudan]

The entire narration is played completely straight, and separate from the action on screen like a later recorded voice over.

Except Holmes gets to comment on it exactly once.

[prokopetz]

Holmes: (in a conversational aside to on-screen Watson) I suppose when you write about this you’ll claim that [wildly self-serving version of what happened].

Narrator Watson: [what Holmes just said, verbatim]

[write-on-world]

[yms1]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

[aphony-cree]

Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions

If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned 

But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way

[fuzipenguin]

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

[beardedmrbean]

[archer-bro]

Mother cats pretending to be scared of their pouncing babies is something I never tire of.

[takineko]

boing!

[dajo42]

i couldnt survive in a sitcom

[dajo42]

so many characters are just dicks for absolutely no reason and i would. simply have to punch them. the way people treat each other in like every single sitcom makes me so angry and i would be on full punch mode all the time and go to comedy jail

[teaboot]

I need you to know that I would emphatically and without question pay real human dollars to watch a season of ‘Friends’ where you appear to routinely beat the shit out of Ross Geller

[dajo42]

just so everybody knows i have literally no idea why my blog shows as deactivated in the reblog. my working theory is that half of me is currently in the friends universe beating the shit out of ross geller

[katscottage]

I’m so much more productive after the sun goes down. While the sun is up I feel the weight of having to do things and it just overwhelms me.

But when the sun has gone to bed suddenly my time is my own. I can do with it what I will and oftentimes that means the cleaning I’ve been meaning to do, the projects I’ve been putting off. They suddenly don’t seem overwhelming to me.

I like it when the sun goes down.

[love-to-love-puppies]

Ah, your ancestors were the ones who kept the night watch around the campfire

[katscottage]

I’m sorry but this is genuinely the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me.

[phluphfy]

fuck unique experiences I love discovering that thousands of people did the exact same weird shit I did. we are all so much more similar than we are different and that’s part of the beauty of humanity.

[joeyclaire]

nah man i cant come over tomorrow im gonna listen to songs and think about characters. yeah no its gonna be all day