what the hap is fuckening

angel / 27 / she/her / aroace / proship. Jiang Cheng/Chengxian enjoyer

[krazys-ass-emporium]

[cyberglittter]

pieces by weiræn

[porunareff]

Hirohiko Araki's recent visit to Venice, Italy + mandatory JoJo reference:

[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[romanceyourdemons]

this is my first time in the pacific northwest. we drove through a forest so wet and foggy you couldn’t see the bends in the road ten yards ahead of you and it straight up felt like a horror game until we emerged into a sunny valley with a rainbow over it and then we went to a taco bell and in it there was a guy dressed like a hot dog and a guy dressed like hamburger. is it all like this

[girl-blorbo-polls]

If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?

I trust her, I’ll be fine

I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h

It depends on what kind of day we’re having

This is gonna suck…

Other/nuance

Voting ended onJul 19

[nosimpincurly]

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

[dozydawn]

nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

[ch40s0w1]

context explaining why the announcer is screaming, this is supposed to take a high level competitive agility dog 40 seconds

[sandersstudies]

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Like the dog doesn’t even know it’s a competition and she’s made history. She(?) just is happy and knows she made her owner happy too.

[solely-ashes]

The face of a being with only a wind storm between their ears, moments before unleashing it unto the world

[severeprincesheep]

always a pleasure to see this girl on my dashboard

[deadpowol]

[kink-tomato]

It’s not the biggest issue with AI but I also resent that it’s ruining Cute Animals On The Internet, a thing the internet has been fantastic at since basically its inception. I miss my ability to trust and fuck you for taking that from me.

[lotusandclouds]

“Scorpion King” or just “Scorpion” never feel good to me when referring to this poor little meow meow, so considering his name is Xie’er in the show, i’ve taken to calling him el Escorpioncito, which i think is just perfect.

[alphacrone]

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

[hannigramislife]

to quote a lestat based tweet i saw:

MDZS discourse is so funny "jiang cheng stans have to acknowledge that jiang-" i dont have to acknowledge jack shit. He's a fictional character and I have a job.

Akdkakdlals that's so funny. And correct.

Though, yes, he is a fictional character and I have a job, but I acknowledgement one thing about jiang cheng, as a jiang cheng fan:

He is too chill about all that happened, I would have been way worse.

[probablily]

i did read a smut fic once where before the kinky sex started there was a stilted negotiation where they were like "this is the scene we've previously agreed to. im going to call you Mean Names and Hit You but its all pretend, do u remember ur safe word?" and it really felt like they were looking into the camera and saying I Consent and guys my penis was soft

[vrabia]

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

[callmebliss]

Your fave is ongelmajäte

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

[pyrebomb]

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

[giocuccidati]

Based on this post by @pissvortex !!

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[sludgebitch]

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

[6ubble-gum]

"waaahhh anti-ai people are so annoying everywhere!" it dont feel good having shit you dont like shoved in your face 24/7 with no way to get rid of it, does it