what the hap is fuckening

angel / 27 / she/her / aroace / proship. Jiang Cheng/Chengxian enjoyer

[krazys-ass-emporium]

[porunareff]

JJBA villains artwork for JOJO WORLD Quizzes

[giocuccidati]

Calimero got him through rock-bottom he will love him forever.

[beaft]

being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn't made to feel like a literal death sentence

[beaft]

it's all very well to say "friends are just as important as romantic partners" but in practice this simply is not the case lmao. you can share a flat with a friend but it's expected that sooner or later that friend will meet someone and will move out to go live with that person instead. if you're hanging out with friends you can bring your partner along but your friends can't come on a date night with you because that's third-wheeling and it's weird. you can know somebody for most of your life and still be second-best to some guy they met on tinder 6 months ago. you're meant to just accept without question the fact that your friends will prioritise time with their partners over time with you. being single is treated like a problem that needs to be fixed. we casually use expressions like "just friends" or "more than friends". everything we read and watch reinforces the idea that romantic love is what gives life meaning and therefore your life is meaningless without it. i try to keep my chin up but my god it is bleak out there

[were--ralph]

i tune out for one day and what the fuck is this

[were--ralph]

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

[ruffboi-mags]

#us politics #i hate this timeline #like.... it's awful and that's one thing #but does it have to be so TACKY AND STUPID on top of that?

wait it's fucking REAL??????????????

[the-library-alcove]

Yes. Yes it is.

[monsterlogic]

New outfit idea

[lightningman17]

[sugoichappy]

Yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post

[vladtheunfollower]

[polyglotplatypus]

[bunjywunjy]

TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON TURN THE SOUND ON

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[headspace-hotel]

I'm in HYSTERICS

[guy-who-exists]

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

[fozmeadows]

ALWAYS REBLOG THE EGGSEAL

[fozmeadows]

in times of trouble, eggseal comes to me

speaking words of wisdom:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

egg

[bathylychnops]

@honeyginsen

[they-cant-help-it]

By @emeraldcarbuncle

Eren x Historia

[queernightly]

Wei Wuxian is hung up on Jiang Cheng. The final straw is when he says Jiang Cheng's name in bed! We Wuxian doesn't notice, but Lan Wangji does. And this time, Lan Wangji has had enough! He will find love and good sex somewhere else!

Who will Lwj go to for papapa?

Nie Huaisang: He was well known for his yellow books, so sex will be adventurous

Jiang Cheng: Nothing like taking your anger out on your love rival

Jin Ling: Sleeping with him will destroy Jiang Cheng's pride

Lan Jingyi: He acts so much like Wei Wuxian...

Lan Xichen: Xiongzhang always provides comfort

Wen Ning: Another one who gets too close.. another person to take anger out on

One of the options but another reason, explain

Someone else, explain

Voting ended onMay 10

Yes, some of the options are fucked up. That's the point.

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[krebkrebkreb]

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

[krebkrebkreb]

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[twiststreet]

"The Fencing World Championships will introduce the "Sword Tip Visualization System." This system was developed by Japanese engineers, used at the Tokyo Olympics, and can track and display the sword tip's movement trajectory without any markers." (X)

[the-aro-agenda]

the first thing you have to remember is that being aromantic is fucking awesome and opens your world to so many new experiences without the fear of romance the second thing you have to remember is that alloro society will do everything in its power not to let you enjoy it

[bevsi]

this is the core of why some women defend beauty standards - if they’re deconstructed even a little they have to face how much money/time they’ve sunk into them. it also exposes how untrue “i did it for myself” really is - if that was true, you wouldn’t be upset that other bodies are being uplifted