sunrise, parabellum

jules || they/them || 28 || sas rogue heroes and masters of the air brainrot || https://boxd.it/1rFyx

[beepbeepcomeatmebruv]

Brady is ✨getting laid ✨tonight

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[lindleland]

okay

[lindleland]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

Shoutout 2 all my boring bitches. we out here, being bored and boring.

[crystalfountain]

You gotta be bad You gotta be bold You gotta be wiser You gotta be hard You gotta be tough You gotta be stronger You gotta be cool You gotta be calm….

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[generalissimo-kneedeepincynide]

Mutuals i would have as trusted lieutenants in my military junta

[scramratz]

Yall pray I make enough In tips tomorrow so I can get this mp3 player

[scramratz]

UPDATE! ITS HERE!!! YIPPEE!!!

[web-gottt]

im feeling evil today!

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[pusheen]