Shane: I'm horny
Ilya:
almost home
NASA

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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sheepfilms

izzy's playlists!
ojovivo
The Bowery Presents
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

shark vs the universe
Sweet Seals For You, Always
will byers stan first human second
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One Nice Bug Per Day
The Stonewall Inn
Show & Tell

Love Begins
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Shane: I'm horny
Ilya:
marly in every fic after he finds out that jane=shane hollander: legendary pull bro seriously 😤🫡🥵🤩
MyShane was DEVASTATED when "Ilya Rozanov Best Hits Compilation" by Hockey_Guy435423 disappeared due to copyright claims. It only had like 200 views and 100 of them were Shane watching with his dick in his hand.
There are others from SportsNet and ESPN but that one just had a certain je n'ais ce quoi that got Shane going. Shane DMs Hockey_Guy435423 but doesn't hear back and goes on a deep dive trying to figure out if there's a way to recover deleted youtube videos and he never does but it's okay because in the process he finds like 5 more Ilya Rozanov fight compilation videos from small creators. He meticulously downloads these to a special folder just in case and adds them to the regular rotation.
me @ my mutuals
Hudson Williams on the 2026 Golden Globes Red Carpet
Shane: Come to my cottage this summer :)
Ilya:
big beefy boyfriend shane 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I know, I just know that Hayden and Shane own several pairs of Birkenstocks both sandals and clogs.
My personal head canon is that Ilya wanted to do ballet as a child by Grigori told him "it wasn't manly enough" so he switched to hockey.
I'm a Hudsonwhore and Connorwhore
hollanov text history is like. short domestic conversation. nude. nude. comment about a game/player. nude. game pigeon. nude. instagram reel. sweet exchange. the filthiest sext ever written in history. hockey something. nude
HUDSON WILLIAMS BTS for DSQUARED2
hudson with this shorts is making me go feral
They look so hot
I just know that pregnant Ilya would be a menace (an ever bigger menace than he already is)
Like he is getting whatever he wants whenever he wants it and Shane is happily getting whatever it is (or having someone get whatever it is) It could be at 3am or the middle of practice but Ilya is getting what it is he wants.