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Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

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4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

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5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.

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reverendrowdy

Use your PTO

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Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

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Venom adopts a needy puppy from the local animal shelter. Spiderman, like a fucking asshole, drives his loudass vroom.mp3 motorcycle by, upsetting the peace of said shelter. Venom decides to deal with this ruffian using the only language he knows how to speak. Who’s the real villain here

herpsandbirds

Hello! Could I get some wasps plz? Thanx, glad to see your requests are open again, I love requesting from you as you always have such great responses!

I think I can rustle up some nice wasps for you...

Cuckoo Wasp (Chrysura rufiventris), family Chrysididae, Portugal

photograph by Ricardo Gonçalves

Steel Blue Cricket Hunter (Chlorion aerarium), family Sphecidae, found across the US, far northern Mexico, and extreme southern Canada.

Adults feed on nectar.

Not found near homes that often, they tend to frequent open fields.

Females paralyze crickets. They dig burrows into the ground, where the place the cricket. They then lay an egg on the cricket, which the larvae feed on.

photograph by bg1159 & Edward Trammel

Panda Ant (Euspinolia militaris), female, family Mutillidae, endemic to the Sclerophyll forests of Chile

photograph by Chris Lukhaup

Blue Ant (Diamma bicolor), Bttm & mid - females, Top - male, family Thynnidae, Australia

Females are wingless.

photographs: Me and Moxxie, fir0002, Russell Best

Milde’s Tarantula-Hawk Wasp (Pepsis mildei), female, family Pompilidae, National Butterfly Center, Mission, TX, US

- with Western Honey Bee friend.

Another wasp in this genus has what is considered to be the most painful sting of any insect in the United States, Pepsis grossa. This species most likely has a comparable sting.

As with many species of wasp, the adults feed on nectar and pollen from flowers.

They paralyze tarantulas and other large spiders, which they feed to their larvae.

This individual was HUGE, and very active! (almost 2.5 inches in length).

Seen here feeding on a mixture of mashed banana, beer, and yeast, spread on one of the feeding logs next to the trails.

photograph by Paxon Kale

(CC - Creative Commons liscence)

Paper Wasp (Polistes gallicus), male, family Vespidae, Germany

photograph by Reinhold Möller

Texas Sand Wasp (Bembix texana), family Bembicidae, GA, USA

photograph by Judy Gallagher

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my all time favorite tiktok skit that needs to be as famous as it is all consuming in my mind idc idc

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

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Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

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go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

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haha yay! *starts making sugars*

m41-d

i love this post and always reblog it because it reminds me of a game i used to play in the bath tub as a child which was called “plant sugars” and the premise was that i was a plant organism and i had to produce starches to store in my tuber

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Jeff was right

c-53

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

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Some of my favorite clownfish hosts

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#mybrick

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happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

lemonsweet

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

ambergrief

i just rlly like the way hes holdinh aponhwbob in this picture holding him ever so gently with an extended finger like a perch for a small bird

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supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

mumblesplash

it's such bs that the whole guilt-ridden stoic self-sacrificing martyr thing doesn't work outside of fiction. repressing all your emotions and neglecting your physical wellbeing should make you god's most tragically beautiful morally unassailable little soldier of righteousness but all it does is give you bad skin and gastrointestinal problems

mumblesplash

like what do you MEAN the number 1 sexiest character trait of all time is just kind of offputting and bad for you in real life. next you'll tell me smoking has consequences other than looking like a mysterious badass