Certain teas are overrated

master of karate and friendship for everyone. i post a lot of different stuff but hey i will usually tag pretty much anything that i can so you can block anything you dont wanna see, or look through tags to find stuff that might interest you, whichever you prefer. i am a fan of a number of things, including: pokemon, homestuck, dangan ronpa, adventure time, megaman, fire emblem, kingdom hearts, smt, ace attorney, bob's burgers, gravity falls, game of thrones...the list goes on. they don't all get equal coverage of course. i also post a fair bit of animals, insects, and...science stuff, i guess. i will also tag any long post or really long post as such so if you'd rather have dash-stretching posts appear at your own discretion, you can do that too. a bit more info on the actual blogger is in the about tab up top if that's what you're looking for.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

ron was going to be spiders. he just was.

[nicky-draws]

You are Hagrid now.

[thenatsdorf]

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“Human, you do pets.”

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

he looks so sad…just let him in

[pacificrim-archive]

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[cakeu-deactivated20220216]

big boy is doing a little boogy and this tiny boy comes to attack him

[ommanyte]

[dicewithellen]

It’s time to roll the dice… with Ellen!

[fuckersupreme-deactivated201707]

Man, fucking Ellen. Every so often she rings me up or shoots me a text asking if I wanna play dice with her and every so often I start to try to say no, but she fucking picks up on that so fast and her fun quirky demeanor drops. No longer laughing and being bubbly, she starts to remind me of the file she has in her possession that would simply ruin me if it fell into the wrong hands. And so with tears in my eyes is reluctantly agree to play dice with Ellen. It’s always in a back alley behind some strip mall. Gross and rank. Ellen hunched over a damp piece of cardboard she uses to roll her dice on. I always ask Ellen, I say Ellen you’re so rich and famous, can’t we please play dice in like a highrise penthouse or something? Thinking of the nice all you can eat buffet that would surely be there. All highrise penthouses have all you eat buffets. I’m pretty sure it’s like some sort of requirement. If I’m going play fucking dice with Ellen​, let me at least get my fill on some slightly warmer than room temp fries. But she always just grunts a no, and then rolls her dice, not looking at me at all. And holy shit, I’m not a man who believes in luck but… Ellen is turning me into a believer because she has to be the unluckiest person in the world. Every role she does, pure shit. I don’t even really know how to play dice but fuck, I play like some kinda world champ when I play with her. And fuck, her goddamn temper. It doesn’t take much to set her off. Screaming and shouting and huffing and puffing. This fucking back alley we play in has a number of cracks in the walls from her just pounding her fists into them after each of my rolls. Fucking cracks. Brick walls. Fucking cracks. At the end of the game when I inevitably beat her, she pulls out a knife and just slices or stabs me before running off into the shadows to go fucking goofy white lady dance as she interviews Channing Tatum or something, fuck! 

And holy shit, speak of the devil, would you look at this…

So I guess I’m playing dice tonight, and then paying the hospital a visit to attend to my future stab wounds. But I guess it bets the alternative of having people find out I sit on the toilet backwards, god how embarrassing.

[the-awesomeness-of-randomness]

What the fuck is going on

[imascg]

[drkarayua]

[bogleech]

By millenial murder machine

[memethiefsteve]

[heartbeatemoji]

this is like so funny but terrifying¿ im laughing partially out of fear

[alurdunfinn]

I’m laughing entirely out of fear

[brentraptor]

(bake me up) bake me up a pie / (one-third cup) of flour for our pie

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

Big Moods

[acegodzilla]

so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door and

a blurry friend

[thebeeblogger]

he has arrived

[jujanon-deactivated20260709]

my baby eating !!

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

purchasing a rabbit was one of the best things i’ve done for myself 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽2017 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽aint 👏🏽👏🏽ready👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[finextonight]

Omg I have a chance rn to get a healthy rabbit for free but I looked up all the care for them and everything and … it’s too much ..so no rabbit for me :/ lol I mean if I had my own place .. but I right now it’s just not realistic

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

omg do u mean like a bunny rabbit or 😭😭

[finextonight]

Oh shit is there a difference? 😳😳 lmaoooo

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

am talking abt a rabbit vibrator for like masturbation but 😩😩 i hope u get ur kinda rabbit someday! they’re so cute and playful i used to have two

[ey-b0ss420]

[thefuzzydave]

howdy

[bisopod]

there are so many obnoxious shirts for cat/dog lovers but. are there ones for people who keep insects. inquiring minds must know

[bisopod]

ok i didn’t find anything like what i had in mind but these are funny in themselves so i’m subjecting you to them anyway

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[clubsdeuce]

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty

[clubsdeuce]

update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge 

she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is