and the universe said: I love you

you can call me Mio , she/they occasional nsfw text posts

[89-percent-alien]

today i learned the devastating news that the dictionary was, in fact, not written by a woman named Miriam Webster 💔

[howisthepope]

dead

[amazoogle]

[easilyconfusedpenguin]

[aaronstveit]

i would be soooooo powerful if i wasn't so deeply afraid of people and places and also things

[fishandshesmygills]

lucky i wasn’t born with a dick bc i’d get hard from seeing a beautiful body of water

[that-house]

Elves (homo effeminatus) were some of the fastest mammals to ever live, reaching top speeds of up to 70 miles (112 km) per hour, but as preserved tissue samples found in 2017 revealed, their smooth, supple skin had no pores or sweat glands. Even with their elongated ears, they had far inferior thermal regulation when compared with early h. sapiens, a trait that would prove to be their downfall as a species. Their low stamina allowed our ancestors to gradually wear them down over prolonged hunts, a strategy that proved so effective that elves went extinct by 4000 BCE.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

*were presumed to be extinct

[that-house]

Please either provide a source for this claim or stop spreading misinformation, okay? Thanks!

[flagellant]

This information WAS correct, but is extremely outdated. We now have trailcam footage of Homo effeminatus descendants as of 5 or 6 years ago. If you're going to get after someone for spreading misinformation, maybe you should check to make sure your own is actually correct first Catherine :/

[that-house]

There's a $10,000 cash prize for anyone who provides verifiable proof of the continued existence of elves and it remains unclaimed as of 2024. That video was proven to be a normal human twink back in '22.

[feral-critter]

Yes geologists! Doing the important work 💖

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"no smoking" 🚫🤮🙅‍♀️

"smoke knowing" ✅🧠😶‍🌫️

[tatzelwurming]

“gnome smoking” 🧙🏼‍♂️🍃💨

[evilwizard]

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

[evilwizard]

warlocks, sadly, are business majors

[sacred-portal]

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

me when i was previously the prince of shame and secrets but then i change my mind

[snepdotgay]

be gay do crimes is queer live laugh love. i will not be answering questions

[nick-nonya]

[byjove]

being bisexual gives you superpowers but they don’t want you to know that

[byjove]

I could pick up a car right now or walk through a wall but I don’t because I’m humble

[apolladay]

Ever yelled at a stranger?

yes

no

Voting ended onDec 15, 2023

[sedgewick-gayble]

1920s tumblr simulator

🎞 noirsuatoir Follow

Private detectives useless as hell all I do is sit behind a desk dramatically lit in black and white stripes by my half open blinds and smoke cigars. Living the dream

#privatedetective #detectivelife #i have 19 unsolved cases

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🎷 aceofspades Follow

prohibition hitting hard...making some bathtup gin tonight. DM for recipe

🎷aceofspades Follow

hopital

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🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

Clara Bow is 20??!!!

🔘 deactivated-341925 Follow

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE SPEAKEASY

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🎙 fancy-nancyboy Follow

Smuggling some moonshine in my coat oh boy I sure do hope no big scary prohibition officer comes andbpins me and handcuffs me hahha oh nooo that would suck

#wink wink

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🍸 gladragz Follow

my thirsty ass could NEVER be a bootlegger!!!!

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🚬 runrummer Follow

Anyone else think some of those jc leyendecker drawings are kind of yaoi ....

#those arrow collar advertisments got me feelin smthn #jc leyendecker #jcleyendecker #jcl

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📻 flapperfanny-fan973 Follow

she speak on my easy till I jazz

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[wagahai-da]

all quiet in a western font

[medievaljournalist]

unfortunately the awful little freak everyone hates has saved the world so now we all have to try to be nice

[le-catman]