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[marxisforbros]

Each word hurts more than the last.

[dovahkiin-official]

[succubustyy]

My pussy has never been drier or more clenched

[official-kool-aid-man-cum-sock]

honestly same and i dont even have one

[galaxyspaceandtime]

glozell conducting a seance with ariana grande and miranda sings

[e-moms-deactivated20230105]

at first i thought this was one of those pics where the people just kinda look like the celebrities so someone makes a fake caption with their names but

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this picture was an ad

[fuckyahumor]

iconic

[strongermonster]

i buried a sword my f*ther made in my back yard YEARS ago and i live on a large plot of land and i can’t for the fucking life of me remember where, is anyone out here psychic enough to point me in the right direction, i’m getting exhausted and can only dig so many fucking holes in a day. yes i’m being serious, i want the fucking sword back

[strongermonster]

can’t use a metal detector bc junk land + lockdowns so i’m just going to dig holes all weekend until my momther starts screaming

only 46 more plots to dig

[strongermonster]

i was rly unclear so, yellow is places where there’s structures or whatever so it’s not possible for it to be there. red x is where i’ve already been :(

not pictured; mother yelling at me thru the window to fill in and re-seed the holes i’m making

[strongermonster]

i was going to take a break bc it’s hot and i’ve been playing manual-labour-battleship for going on 3 hours now, but someone just told me “there’s better lies to make up for notes xoxo” so now i ha—i Have to find this sword to deliver it personally up their ass

[strongermonster]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LADS WE’RE IN 34 COULD THIS BE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[strongermonster]

MY FAMILY SWORD RETURNS TO ME

a girl reunited with her sword

[sock-bread]

[cursed-and-haunted]

Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

[cursed-and-haunted]

I see this and I've never wanted to sink a ship so much in my life I'm biting through wood as we speak

[cursed-and-haunted]

God if I saw this in person I'd straight up start slithering. Start writhing

[ruinedchildhood]

[geekkatsblog]

Sounds like a good time

[tasty]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thespamman24]

Reblog if you like Shrek and/or being protected.

[gray-v]

Visit Original Link

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[nooowestayandgetcaught]

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[nevver]

Lisa Simpson’s bookshelf, from the Simpsons Library

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“Non-threatening Boys Magazine.”

[dovv]

Topped a farmer last night lol

[ottermatopoeia]

Charge ur phone op otherwise farmer John can't give you his eggs

[emilhamil]

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

[princesstigerbelle]

She has the ballie

[kerie-prince]

[striderepiphany]

Today I experienced the whole spectrum of human emotion

[suigintou]

[monkeysky]

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

[mikacentral]

[railroadsoftware]

why’d she resign

[laurbyboom]

couldnt handle the truth

[homofied]

[thestarswelcomeyou]

[screamydreamy]

in a remarkable milkshake duck event, despite being a man who plucks his brows, the androgynous gay tiktok elf believes the powers that be are attempting to destroy the traditional family and invert gender roles through sex magic

[garudagay]

not to be a bitch but how is this a milkshake duck. Did yall really think he was gonna have progressive views when he has a weird cult leader vibe going on

[pomeranian2]