[theinternetarchive]

I like my blog I made it for myself

[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[thestudiouswanderer]

s o o p

[johnnycrass]

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's amazing just how few groceries $50 of groceries is

[little-tornad0]

1 Groce

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

[meetingpoints]

non-practicing human being

[dogrotpdf]

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

[swordwithribbon]

[pukicho]

Sometimes I overheat and die for a little bit but then I get better

[geekysteven]

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with