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Heyo, I'm just a fun person who wants everyone to be happy

[989fox989]

Just watched the last episode of Sherlock season 3

let me just say "AAAAAAH.  AAAAAAHH.  AAAAAAH.  AAAAAAAAAAAH."

oh also if Sherlock calls himself a "high-functioning sociopath" one more time I am going flip a table.

[sexhaver]

[theaceae-c]

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

[dameofspace]

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

[aquajoggers]

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

[aquajoggers]

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

[tsundeanre-archive]

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

[probablysomewhereelse-deactivat]

jesus h. christ

[subway-tolkien]

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

[aquajoggers]

ive learned a lot today omg

[luvr4photography-44]

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

[miauisme]

#huge dicks are like communism

[thepowerofstories-blog]

why am i reblogging this

[hermionescisgenderpenis]

Okay so a couple days ago someone was complaining about this excellent article and saying that “anyone blown away by a character breaking through a panel deserves to be ridiculed a bit”, and I started this whole long rebuttal to them but then I got bored. Suffice it to say that they missed the…

[bladekindeyewear]

(art source: brigriv)

If Jake English follows the route of the Headless Horseman and gets decapitated, his body jacked and possessed by the very incarnation of Lord English he successfully defeats…

And Jane Crocker follows Damara Megido’s storyline, inverting against her Maid of Life role, killing )(er Condescension and inheriting her powerful immortality curse…

Crocker and English - Jane and Jake! - would serve as the LAST BOSSES of the alpha session!

[parfaerie]

Sexual Assault is never something to joke about.

**do not edit, copy, or repost anywhere**

[barack-obottm-deactivated201504]

[taatoba]

I need to lay down for a little

[noobtheloser]

War…. War never changes….

[multiplepolarityhavoc]

This is so ridiculous…I feel almost ashamed for reblogging it

[hotcrossbunself-deactivated2014]

"Trans men aren’t oppressed" please enlighten me on what magical land you live in where trans men aren’t oppressed, tell me because I would love to move to a place where I’m not denied my basic human rights just because I’m not able to live comfortably with a female body

Wait, that’s not actually possible because trans men are in fact oppressed. Who knew?

[chaotic-pure]

IM SO FUCKING SORRY

[atomicblonde-deactivated2021063]

OH GOD

[somnolentbibliophile]

i t  d o e s n ‘ t  h a v e  t o  b e  a  h u m a n

[atomicblonde-deactivated2021063]

YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT

[schizoidmain]

♪ O k a y  B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU

[kitharington-deactivated2015060]

WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU

[quakerlol]

MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY

female protag

no love story cause shes a six yr old

bff is a small girl of color

bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes

anti-bullying message

anti-abuse message

pro-learning message

this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND

teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them

cute as frickle

great soundtrack

happiest ending

infinitely relatable

these are the facts people

[skelettflickan]

Some information I gathered while having carpal tunnel syndrome myself! I got it almost six months ago and even though it’s mostly gone I can still feel it when I work too hard. 

I want to point out that I have NO medical training and that you SHOULD consult a doctor if you suspect that you have CTS. I will however try to do my best to answer questions if anyone has any.

[radioaktiivinenlettupannu]

In Finland this is known as the high schooler’s wrist. I had to wear a brace for writing too much during lectures and ironically my wrist got loads better when I started art school after graduating. Writing six hours straight in matriculation exams was literally a pain.

[zilliah]

Helpful information ftw

[serendiwi]

This spanish snk abridged will be the death of me.

[nowyoukno]

Here are suicide helplines, worldwide. 

Albania: 127

Argentina: (54-11) 4758-2554

Australia: 13 11 14

Austria: 142

Barbados: (246) 4299999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 3911270

Brazil: [phone]

Canada - Greater Vancouver: 604-872-3311

Canada - Toll free-Howe Sound/Sunshine Coast: 18666613311

Canada - TTY: 1-866-872-0113

Canada - BC-wide: 1-800-SUICIDE (784-2433)

China: 0800-810-1117

China (Mobile/IP/extension users): 010-8295-1332

Croatia: [phone]

Cyprus: [phone]

Denmark: [phone]

Estonia (1): 126

Estonia (2): 127

Estonia (3): 646 6666

Fiji (1): 679 670565

Fiji (2): 679 674364

Finland: 01019-0071

France: (+33) (0)9 51 11 61 30

Germany (1): 0800 1110 111

Germany (2): 0800 1110 222

Germany (youth): 0800 1110 333

Ghana: 233 244 846 701

Greece: (0) 30 210 34 17 164

Hungary: (46) 323 888

India: 2549 7777

Ireland (1): [phone]

Ireland (2): [phone]

Ireland (3): 1850 60 90 90

Ireland (4): 1850 60 90 91

Israel: 1201

Italy: 199 284 284

Japan (1): 03 5774 0992

Japan (2): 03 3498 0231

Kenya: [phone]/2051323

Liberia: 06534308

Lithuania: 8-800 2 8888

Malaysia (1): [phone]

Malaysia (2): [phone]

Malaysia (3): [phone]

Malta: 179

Mauritius: (230) 800 93 93

Namibia: (09264) 61-232-221

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand (1): [phone]

New Zealand (2): 0800 111 777

Norway: [phone]

Papua New Guinea: 675 326 0011

Philippines: 02 -896 - 9191

Poland (1): [phone]

Poland (2): [phone]

Portugal: (808) 200 204

Samoa: 32000

Serbia: 32000

Singapore: 1800- 221 4444

South Africa: 0861 322 322

Sweden (1): 020 22 00 60

Sweden (2): 020 22 00 70

Switzerland: 143

Thailand: [phone]

Ukraine: 058

United Kingdom (1): 08457 909090

United Kingdom (2): [phone]

United Kingdom (3): [phone]

United Kingdom (4): 1850 60 90 90

United Kingdom (5): 1850 60 90 91

United States of America: 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

Zimbabwe (1): (263) 09 65000

Zimbabwe (2): 0800 9102

[hausmaximoff]

[whatjanesays]

STOP EVERYTHING YOU’RE DOING.

THIS IS A VIDEO OF JOSH KEATON (VOICE OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN) READING A SELECTION OF SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MEMES.

#everyone go home the internet is over

[magicmaxxy]

IM CHOKING. I CANNOT BREATHE

[roman-sunshine]

Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

[official-canadianjesus]

Ringo could be living in your backyard without you even knowing

[binickandros]

[mandamaysmusings]

This is my new favorite post in the history of ever.