This one time at band camp...

Hi, Tumblr. I'm Horchata. I'm a blogger. missing you Sophie xoxo

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[femalegothic]

[lesbx]

The year of the tgirl thighjob

[lesbx]

this is the year we figure out how to get pregnant from it

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[awkwardpinkgirl]

how it feels to post on tumblr most days

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[kaijuyuri]

star wars fans really just make anything up

[byjove]

I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.

[starwarsheritageposts]

star wars heritage post

[tomthanx]

Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thebelchers]

Officially licensed Bob's Burgers Pride Merch via Toddland.com

[pissvortex]

Elon Musk personally stepped in to unban the guys who posted pictures of my address and the inside of my apartment and then permanently banned my account for making a gay for pay joke yeah alright whatever man

[pissvortex]

This was the joke for the record

[grrlmusic]

Ayo Edebiri

[389]

[largishcat]

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

[largishcat]

there will be layoffs

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

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[skimmingfourstones]

goodbye mario