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Musicals, IT, Sanders Sides, and about 420 other fandoms have taken over my existence. Please send help.

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Why water gotta be clear tho

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Okay so there are around 594 million crabs currently populating the earth

There’s only about 29 million in Texas.

That means if he crabs invaded Texas everybody here would have to fight roughly 20.48 including infants and idk if we could do it

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Season 5 Stress Relief part one from The Office is my last two brain cells rn

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You call it microwaved lunchable pizza with a bowl of melted ice. I call it exquisite mini pizza with a delicious large fancy cup of ice water.

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Guys I have an announcement

Im gay

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Be More Chill characters as things me and my friends have said or done

Jeremy (me): Watching YouTube videos at three in the morning on my laptop and eating seven boxes of tic tacs counts as self care

Michael(me): *casually starts crying but is still smiling*

Jeremy(Kyrie): bro what’s wrong?

Michael(me): what ISNT wrong at this point?

Jeremy(Kyrie): you make a convincing arguement now lets watch this video I found-

Chloe(Karly): oh my god I know I’m sexy or whatever but you don’t have to follow me everywhere

Brooke(Julia): ......you litERALLY ASKED ME TO COME WITH YOU-

Jake(Camden): yknow whats hot?

Rich(Ana): you?

Jake(Camden): I was gonna say when you do that lip biting thing but yeah that too

Christine (almost all of us at some point but this time me): *stands up on the table at whataburger at 3:00 am after a cast party and starts belting me heart will go on*

Jeremy (Kylie): *making sure I don’t fall*

Jenna (ava): *recording and cracking up*

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I just watched IT for the first time and-

Pennywise is a petty bitch

That’s all I had to say thank you

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Ily = I love you

Ilysm = I love you so much

FTBGPHATMOFWAFAYSIATPGSWTMAAYKYGABGHYBAIYSOTTAROCAITGYASTGYUYFAIYLYBBILCIAEUWBIATPGH! DYACTAVCIJTNOEBMTTYYJANITHSSBINBCYAIAATWLOOPGRSGAPMTNHABSWBTWTDCGLUACICCICTIKGLUACICCICLBHSIHBWNIWCWWDIWMIATPG! = I shouldn’t have to type it out

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Wow you look amazing.

Like wow broski you’re a work of art

Damn have I mentioned how fabulous you are? Bitch you’re a superstar.

If I didn’t already have a girlfriend I would be obligated to take you out

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Reddie things ❤️

Richie: Heya Ed-

Eddie: Don’t do it

Richie: C’mon lemme speak E-

Eddie: i know what you’re about to say and I’m warning you. Do. Not. Say. It.

Richie: Eds you’re being ridiculous-

Stan: *comes in out of nowhere and slaps Richie* he told you not to say it

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What do you call a sarcastic Connor Murphy walking down the stairs?

A condescending Con descending

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I gotta tell ya that I think of you each night! I rEAD MY BIBLE AND START P R A Y I N G WITH DELIGHT-

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Hamilton characters as things my friends and I have said/done

Alexander: I’ve been awake for THREE DAYS STRAIGHT so don’t doubt me when I say I’ll stay up for a week if you don’t stop correcting me when I’m right!

Burr: Yeah I mean...life sucks, but only 80% of the time. The other 20% sucks even more.

Lafayette: OH MY GOSH ITS A BAGUETTE! *runs to the store window and hits a light pole*

Hercules: *screaming to the tune of into the unknown*

John: guys are cool I guess, but have you seen turtles? Like damn those are way better. [alexander: but you can’t marry a turtle] um yes I can. Just watch me you homosexual.

Lee: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM KIARA (John) SAID A NONO WORD AT MEEEE! [washington: what did he say?] HE SAID FART!

Seabury: All I want in life is a dominate man to tell me what to do so I don’t walk around lost wondering where the fuck I put my sunglasses.

KG3: No. Shut up. Its my turn to be the princess.

Washington: AS YOUR MOTHER YOU MUST OBEY. NOW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TRYING TO FEED THOSE KIDS DEAD SNAILS!

Eliza: Um hi...I like books and um flowers. Oh I also like nice people and ummmmmmm burning my enemies in a pit of fire.

Angelica: Do I look like a bitch? Well guess what hun looks are deceiving cuz I’m no bitch. I’m a queen.

Peggy: *aggressively dancing on a table at IHOP while getting money thrown at her by a waitress*

Maria: I may be a hoe but that doesn’t mean I don’t know how to bake cookies!

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Daily reminder that I love you and that no matter how hard life gets you’ll always make it through.

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Reblog if

* You’re lgbt+

* You support lgbt+

* You like the rain

* You’re reading this past midnight

* you’ve murdered someone

* you like avocados

* You’re actually a bunch of tiny horses in a human costume send by the aliens on mars

* you own a cat

No one will ever know which one

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reblog if you're gay or bi or trans or pan or nonbinary or ace or queer or just really want some fries

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Nobody will ever know which one