mumblegrumble

Short, angry, neurotic one of a kind freak of nature. Here are cats, mean girls, spongebob, kush, art and spontaneous bursts of hilarity.

[hyrude]

this is the text of good fortune, reblog in 60 seconds and $1200 will spontaneously materialize in your bank account🙏🙌💪🏻😤

[sharkamongfish-blog]

This is the valentines day heart. Reblog for cold hard cash. 

[darkestnighthour]

Beyoncé rehearsing “Listen” in a car. No mic. No auto-tune. Pure talent.

[muchadoeaboutnothing]

I’m willing to square up with anybody over this woman.

[vontesnapped]

that “okay… i got it” like she didn’t just perform a Mortal Kombat flawless victory

[krobelus]

[stepdilfgeraldloggins-deactivat]

[ghostsandgoblins]

Tina Fey & Amy Poehler give advice to women

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[deadmugen]

money for school pls

[psychedelicfelon]

Issa comeup

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

[blogitaway]

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

[wolfgangamaderik]

Please let it happen to me as well :) 

[nelyafinwe-fucker]

I hope everyone gets their wishes somehow

[cosmicfunnies]

[pseudocoding]

the rest of the planetary system is like fuck you

[monicasvitti]

mariah carey + mean girls

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything in the universe is either a potato or not a potato.

[nirnrooted-deactivated20170121]

[methbusters-deactivated20210316]

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

[lovefortv]

[cartnsncreal]

She should have a statue. Not those confederate MFs.

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[nevver]

[summers-buffy]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

My grandmother’s cat, he’s 17! His name is Bonne.