Jul 2
i haven’t read warrior cats in years but blacksol is still unintentionally the funniest gay shit in those books. blackstar is walking around being intimidating and mean and untouchable and then some lanky twink waltzes in and seductively tells him god isn’t real. and it WORKS. he folds INSTANTLY. these books had to be about cats because if a tall androgynous pretty boy successfully convinced a man who received temporary immortality from god to leave the church, there would be no reasonable explanation besides they’re fucking