Newt Scamander's Scarf

"Hufflepuff, do your stuff!" Marcus Flint/Neville Longbottom/Seamus Finnigan stan Wand: Apple wood with a unicorn core 10 ¾" and solid flexibility Patronus: Dapple Gray Mare House: Hufflepuff (obvi)

[hallowedbethyhufflepuff]

I can never go back to Gryffindor men. Ive discovered Slytherin men, men who yearn and burn. What the fuck. Leave me be. Let me suffer.

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[sparsilees]

can we talk about how harry james potter appreciates the finer things in life? if tom riddle is a magpie, harry potter is a niffler.

an hour into wee harry’s freedom from the dursleys’ clutches, his newfound riches barely warm in his pockets, and he’s decided on a solid gold cauldron

and what are all his riches good for if not treating himself and his new, first ever friend to every kind of sweet on the trolley?

third year, he ponders the wisdom of splashing out on a firebolt and solid gold gobstones, but very admirably chooses to be a responsible spender

harry spots shiny gleaming metal, and he makes a beeline for it. then he proceeds to shell out thirty galleons without blinking an eye because niffler he may be, he also has a heart of gold

it’s no wonder he never misses a tiny, fluttering gold sphere zooming through the air

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[sayssnape]

*after a particularly competitive staff board game night*

snape: you know what i’m thankful for? nursing homes.

mcgonagall: you know what you should be thankful for? breath mints. you could use one.

snape: i tried your casserole by the way. it was bland.

mcgonagall: you know what else is bland? your personality.

snape: tell me, how are your kidneys? still failing?

dumbledore: okay, why don’t we call this a night-

*gets interrupted over snape snd mcgonagall fighting*

[casenpai]

You’re never too old to collect figures.

You’re never too old to be in a fandom.

You’re never too old to play video games.

You’re never too old to listen to music.

You’re never too old to enjoy things.

[naspasqyr]

Inspired by the @/cocodrilosad ’s tweet! So here is Severitus overpaint :)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[ariaiscursed]

- in a far away land

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

like so much of Everything today is premised on the idea that the earth-shattering catastrophe which happened within living memory of everyone older than a third grader has had no meaningful material or psychological effects on the general public and i don't think that's good, lol.

"(some of) the top-line economic indicators (sorta) recovered (in most places) so everything is fine and we don't need to talk about it" is not a sustainable framework for interfacing with reality

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

"why is everyone so angry and paranoid now?" "why is politics so dysfunctional now?" "why is [x] [y] and [z] now? blah blah blah"

2020:

[pigeon-post-office]

Dreaming is a language

~Dearest regards Pigeon-post-office

[midnightinshadow]

[hawt-me33]

Coming into a fandom late

[baxterdamus-deactivated20130513]

Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

[valorious]

Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

[fauxmoux]

Accuracy at its best

[street-of-mercy]

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

[my-reylo]

all of this shit…lol

[nerdsagainstfandomracism]

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

[not-so-secret-nerd]

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

[jupiter235]

This gets better every time I see it. 

[sageblackrose95]

@fuboos-mess

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

Being in a dead fandom…

[illogicalarchive]

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

[erilias]

The accuracy hurts.

[fanfic-yes-please]

Being in a fandom that had a shit ending.

[it-is-bugs]

When you’ve been fangirling long enough, you’ve experienced all of the above.

[sweetferalbaby]

Being in a fandom meant for kids.

[teaganvamp]

This just gets better..

[hamboj2]

@mi-kleos

[thatcrazysonicchick]

When you realize that joining the fandom has ruined you

[knightofbloodcancer]

Fandom hell in general

[morathavictoria]

Yes.

[marvelanimelover]

This^^^ just… ALL OF THIS.

[stop-talking-babe-deactivated20]

Being in so many fandoms that you don’t even know what’s going on

[raise-cain-archived]

THIS IS THE SKULDUGGERY FUCKING PLEASANT FANDOM IN ONE POST!!

[crochanblackbeak]

Trying to recruit people to your fandom

[kateriverameliawolfe]

Annnnnnndddd it’s back

[ishipwhatiship247]

Being in a fandom which has so many antis

[heilariart]

So accurate!

[fallenangeloflight]

This sums up my life

[your-local-emo--goblin-deactiva]

This posy is perfect on so many levels

[jim-protection-squad]

This is one of the most accurate representations I’ve seen yet.

[aquilacalvitium]

It’s baaaack!

[greatestgargadon]

Everybody imagined themselves Harry Potter or Hermione Granger. But most people are closer to Neville Longbottom. His tragedy is as deep as Harry’s, but he doesn’t get to be famous for it. When he’s brave it’s in small ways, and except for one obscure subject he’s not good at most things. But JKR had too much contempt for Neville to properly tell his story. She preferred to feature Ron, in all his vicious desperation, over the bumbling fat boy who always tries his best.

[midnightinshadow]

[lextrow-writes]

Little Harry: I want to grow up and be like Uncle Paddy!

Regulus: That's actually called acquiring depression and please don't.

[utwo]

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