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[wallflowerwaitlist]

i’m crying???

okay so i went to bo burnham’s website bc i was rewatching make happy and he mentioned it (shameless self-promotion works kids don’t give up on your dreams) and when you go to boburnham.com you get this screen

and if you click yes then it goes to his about page

so okay sure cool but if you click no?

it goes to a webpage with a bunch of pictures of his dog with the caption “this is my dog bruce and i love him”

like this page isn’t linked anywhere on the main headers for his website it’s just accessible if you know the url or if you answered “no” to the question “are you happy”

and i’m just?? bo burnham is so good???

[sweetpeeach-deactivated20181124]

okay but his about page says « I came out of my mother’s pussy on August 21st, 1990 and I will die on January 17th, 2024. Also, I have a dog named Bruce and I love him. » 

[a-dot-lams]

Alexander in Act One: I'm sorry. Am I talking too loud?

Alexander in Act Two: Sit down John you faT MOTHERFUCKER

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

me: i guess i really am over hamilton now i mean its been over a year,,

me: *listens to hamilton one last time*

me:

[yourghosthost]

So yeah, congratulations.

[a-dot-lams]

me, seductively pulling up the leg of my bibbers to reveal my thick black sock: like what u see

[a-dot-lams]

band kids standing outside of the locked band room: they cant lock us out of our own home. this is illegal.

[hopeless-eccentric]

I have some friends, Laurens, Mulligan, Mosquito Clarinet

[sitcomdadvegeta-blog]

nsfw: no sympathy for weeaboos 

[staff]

if you fuckers do the skeleton war shit again this year we’re deleting the website for real

[cloudruler-old]

‘don’t ever headcanon this teen/young character as gay/bi/etc. they’re a minor’

ok..straight people…can we sit down for like…2 seconds

can you stop making being lgbt such a hypersexual thing. gay people aren’t  nsfw 18+

[wzrdkelley]

Have yall seen this #rip

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Lmao why are ya like this

[queenofsabah]

I hate this so much

[surprisebitch]

stoppp

[chum-personable]

today is an important date

[chum-personable]

if this passes 100k today I’m going to delete EVERYONE’S tumblrs

[irisannwest]

do you ever

do you ever just have

that one class

that one freaking class

that just depresses you when you think about it because

oh god you hate it so much

[vrixie]

The bourgeoisie

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[fantasticfelicityfox]

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

[fuck-yeah-classic-monsters]

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

[mllemusketeer]

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

[catbountry]

The post got better.

[mushmoom-deactivated20170317]

How are you gonna make this post and not mention the inexplicable bee coffin 

there is at least ONE bee vampire

[sixpenceee]

The above is a blade made of meteorite. How wicked is this! (Source)

[whimsimoon-archive]

Listen fam…if you’re not trying to stab me with this knife don’t bother stabbing me at all…

[muppetlesbian]

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

[justforthearticles]

I do notice my regulars. You guys are the best.

[wishful-thinkment]

“Regulars” makes me feel like a bar-tender…

Wiping down my dash at the end of an evening, I see your read-more, over-hear your rant in the tags, so I pour you a drink.

“…what’s troubling you, kid?”