Cringe but Free

30s | they/she | back in the fucking building again

[fairycosmos]

sooo annoying that my parents didn't provide emotional support growing up now it's a whole fucking thing

[a-hardboiled-egg]

I love reading people wax poetic about which fears they think they would be avatars for but unfortunately I can look at my job where I listen to people's trauma, feral PhD student drive, and multiple eye tattoos from before I even heard the series to immediately Know

[a-hardboiled-egg]

JFC I forgot I am literally making an archive for my research. Cursed. Jonathan Sims (person) owes me $5 for creating Jonathan Sims (character) in my genderbent likeness.

[a-hardboiled-egg]

I love reading people wax poetic about which fears they think they would be avatars for but unfortunately I can look at my job where I listen to people's trauma, feral PhD student drive, and multiple eye tattoos from before I even heard the series to immediately Know

[literaryreference]

community theatre is quite possibly the funniest hobby, because you will meet all these people who are insanely talented and could probably have gone pro if luck and/or nepotism had allowed, and not only that but you will meet people with Star Quality, the inexplicable magnetism that makes you go "wow i would listen to them read their grocery list." and then you'll be hanging out with them backstage and they'll be like "yeah i'm a receptionist at a dentist's office"

[orphetoon]

its really funny when someone brings up the bone stealing person as evidence for tumblr users being weirdos when all the bone stealing happened on facebook. they just happened to also have a tumblr. its stolen valor

[a-hardboiled-egg]

I think about the bone-stealer a lot and I think the thing is not the bone-stealing itself; it's the way in which the information was revealed. A callout post like that is so quintessentially tumblr, that's what made it funny and why that person is cemented as a Tumblr Freak™️

[magpie-knight]

saskatchewan is a domain of the vast

[stomachforcrows]

Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

[rhibbet]

lock in!!!!

[a-hardboiled-egg]

I'm back in the fucking building*

*the cardiac torment nexus

[autistobrat]

*completely missing where the pulse is* I think this chap is dead

[a-hardboiled-egg]

Grace in RE9

[seven-winged-liar]

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

[a-hardboiled-egg]

It never occurred to me until just now, upon seeing it in a fic, that the ribs removed from Jon weren't specified to be the bottom two. This whole time I thought he was just out there with a slutty waist but TMA is a horror podcast so he probably actually had poorly-protected organs. I was really sitting here wondering how I hadn't seen any jokes about how useless it is for an asexual man to be able to suck his own dick but it's because my brain constructed that situation itself based on the rumour about Marilyn Manson that circulated Canadian elementary schools in the early 2000s. I guess I just wanted him to have a slutty little waist that bad. Maybe I'm perverted. No, I'm correct.

[astridianmayfly]

At least jon and martin didn't have to walk through the U.S. during the eyepocalypse. like how many square miles do you think Mr. Beast's domain was

[a-hardboiled-egg]

My father had the audacity to refer to me, their eldest child/daughter, as a "hauler" while my parents continue to pretend I am more of a coworker than their child so I will never tolerate Clea slander and truthfully everyone should be grateful I haven't become Evil

[andreasketches]

self love🌼

[a-hardboiled-egg]

I unintentionally went off my antidepressants and ADHD meds for a week because I wasn't able to refill my prescription before leaving town. I think I was the most tired I have ever been but the thought of killing myself also felt like crawling into a cozy bed instead of standing in a walk-in freezer. I refilled my prescription today but would be lying if I said I didn't like the warm relief over the cold shame.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them