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♛ ---------------- gapeseed n. a strange sight that attracts stares; an impossible goal---------------- Xoe●Twenty-one●Usa I'm just your friendly neighborhood Queer. Photographer (Queer As Fuck Photography) Writer/Poet Amethyst (SU) enthusiast Married to...

[a-hot-mess]

New tattoo!! I'm so happy with it!! #inked #tattootherapy #semicolan #catlover

[jayedskier]

*gasp* MY CATS

everybody who has played neko atsume at some point (via jayedskier)

[stability]

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[johnnydeppravageme]

This may or may not be my new ringtone. I’m not even ashamed haha. (x)

[weloveshortvideos]

[quotemadness]

If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.

Mik Everett (via quotemadness)

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

look at this fucking cat

[momcrotch-deactivated20180306]

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[harleyquinnsquad]

♥ “Just Batty Over You” | Harley Quinn Valentine’s Day Special #01

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

[rodrigoseaburre-deactivated2018]

[thelonghotsummer-deactivated201]

Honestly, this is the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr.

…well maybe besides the coconut oil uses

[virtuheaux]

I want the zombie. Holy shit

[bando--grand-scamyon]

why would anybody wanna drink liquor and tomato juice

[sleezed]

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[dutchstore]

[fuckyeahdementia]

Opera Cat

Please unmute.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

Well now I’m giggling out loud in my empty living room, thanks.

[harleyquinn-clownprincessofcrime]

“So many people to kill…so little time.”