thoughts and shitposts that no one asked for

ayup, i'm sal, they/he. i'm ur average gay, probobly mentally ill, mcty addict.

[a-legit-dumbass]

if marceline was allowed to say fuck then my skin would be clear

[a-legit-dumbass]

i think i speak for many people when i say that marceline's dad fucking sucks.

[a-legit-dumbass]

wtf i left the site for a month and 20 ppl followed me what happened-

[cottaboo-deactivated20230709]

that moment when streamer has the same frog stuffed animal as you

[a-legit-dumbass]

proud to say that i’m the one that sent the link 

or there were multiple ppl that sent it idk but i did send the link

[a-legit-dumbass]

yall me and my little brother share a nintendo switch and when he was switching the card he lost my animal crossing card because he couldn’t be arsed to spend 30 fucking seconds looking for the box.

now he’s screaming at me... because i’m mad at him.... for losing *my* game.... 

[a-legit-dumbass]

Yall really saw six eat 4 bits of food throughout an entire game and said she represents gluttony meanwhile i have to carry around half a stack of steak with me when i mine so that i dont starve. all im saying is six doesnt deserve the title of hungry mf when steve is right there.

[a-legit-dumbass]

it just dawned on me that tomorrow i’m returning to online school 

fuck

[a-legit-dumbass]

currently whisper talking to myself and watching twitch in pitch darkness cos i don’t want to get in trouble for being awake at 2 am cos then the internet will be turned off and that would be bad cos then i wont get to watch the whole stream

[a-legit-dumbass]

i am usually quite upset about being a broke, unemployed child who doesn’t have twitch prime but rn it’s particularly upsetting

[a-legit-dumbass]

one of my comfort streamers playing the game that was my personality for all of primary school wasn't something i deserved but i got it anyway and now im hapy :)

[a-legit-dumbass]

ayo 2013 called they want their fucking copypasta back

mans is gonna die at 32 cos his body can’t handle his height

long string bean motherfucker

bitch i think u lost the plot cos this aint a fucking forest 

fuck off with ur fucking twig legs and formal attire and go back in ur fucking tv fucking wanker.

[a-legit-dumbass]

ok but if endermen didn't kill me after being looked at for 3 seconds i’d totally peg them

[a-legit-dumbass]

jack manifold lowkey looks like my maths teacher whose probably a lesbian and idk how to feel about it

[a-legit-dumbass]

lol ranboo.exe stopped working

[a-legit-dumbass]

i would just like to share this screenshot i took during the cooking stream

[clementineknowsbest]

STOP asking me if I’m doing well mentally. I literally have minecraft youtuber twitch notifications on, I think you already know the answer.

[a-legit-dumbass]

i cannot express in words how tired i am of my dad coming into my room and telling me to stop wasting time and to do work, and then my mum chiming in from across the house “they spend all their time laughing on the computer, idk what they’re doing!” when what i’m doing is trying to escape reality by watching minecraft streamers.

it’s an hourly occurrence at this point