Ye Olde Average Coochie

Equal Opportunity Ass-Whooper

[anxietyproblem]

[anxietyproblem]

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[colmiillo]

me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life

[fuckyeahstufficareabout-temp]

[tethered-heartstrings]

love when a mother asks if they have ever done anything to hurt you. ma'am, you will literally never be ready to have this conversation

[tethered-heartstrings]

what therapy do you think we can afford. what truths do you think you can survive

[tethered-heartstrings]

everyone clearly has a super normal relationship with their mother

[agentjazzy]

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

[pastafossa]

This game is called Find Pippin's Ball, we play it every day now

[a-lonewithmythots]

Found it! 🥰🥰🥰

[versasfanficwastedump]

i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”

[galahadenough]

squinting at a tag and trying to decide how badly I want to learn a new word

[kirbycheatfurbymeat-deactivated]

[adamsmasher]

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[only-tiktoks]

[blattaro-moved]

[hypotheticalwoman]

I am CRYING with laughter

[mmmurdockss]

Sassy Lawyer Matt Murdock you are so loved!!!

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[jturn]

[zatom88]

[judgejudyofficial]

I’m fascinated by how much sin you people can just crank out

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[knightsickness]

literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

[dipyronegirl]

op managed to swing a bat at 2 hornets nests in one go

[catchymemes]