Lazy bones dont dance

A AU RP blog with a older brother Sans who only wants to protect his brother. Also he isnt as pun-ny as normal because mun is crap at puns and jokes. (Profile picture isn't my art.)

Put 'MARRY ME' in my ask and see how my muse responds.

[girlkibble]

my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine

[gal-with-pastels]

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD HUG PAPYRUS

[loverofpiggies]

does kinky error!sans uses his strings as bdsm--

[egberts]

what mouse walks on two legs

[striders]

mickey

[egberts]

okay, what duck walks on two legs?

[striders]

donald

[egberts]

no, all of them.

[striders]

this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit

[gal-with-pastels]

Smol for two hours >.<

POOF!!

The now small/chibi sans looked upwards seeming to pout , he was about 2" tall and clothes were slipping off , seeming like they were too big for his now smoll size

[a-real-comic-sans-blog]

Sans jumped slightly at the sudden transformation of the other Sans in surprise. “Uh… was that my fault?”

[gal-with-pastels]

The small sans seemed to look adorable , blushing and hiding under his clothes

[a-real-comic-sans-blog]

The bigger Sans sighed a slight blush on his cheek bones. The small Sans reminded him of Papyrus when he was a babybones.

[chiherah]

Did one of those “Draw the Squad” memes with a bunch of AU Sans. (Has this been done yet?) Credit to the original meme maker. Credit to each AU’s owners (I don’t know them, so feel free to tag them if you do).

[gastersans]

YES THIS IS PERFECT THEYRE ALL IN THE PERFECT POSITIONS ESPECIALLY G!S I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[gal-with-pastels]

Smol for two hours >.<

POOF!!

The now small/chibi sans looked upwards seeming to pout , he was about 2" tall and clothes were slipping off , seeming like they were too big for his now smoll size

[a-real-comic-sans-blog]

Sans jumped slightly at the sudden transformation of the other Sans in surprise. "Uh... was that my fault?"

[beasthenshin]

Waking up like

[madridista-4-life]

Steven Universe - The Answer (full episode)

Here’s today’s new SU episode in HD!

Download link’s in the video’s description.

I’ll be posting new SU episodes this week. Enjoy!

[neopoliting-deactivated20151204]

my favorite undertale joke is Sans Fucking Dying

[refrone]

I feel bad for laughing so hard at this. Crap.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[licentiousdissident-deactivated]

Send me "Goodbye" for the last voice message my muse leaves for yours before they die.

[pupbutt-deactivated20150711]

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

[crossfadefairy-deactivated20200]

Breasticles

[stardream-dot-os-----fatal-erro]

it’s sad that every time i meet a kid they end up relating me to a lot

it’s

you are not supposed to have my problems, you poor child. oh my god.

you are too young to deal with what i’m dealing with. oh my god.

[bogmonsters]

reblog this post if you just got back into school and you’re already dead inside

[lionmemes-deactivated20230726]

this episode has cleared my skin, increased my gay and brought all of my grades up toan A+ god bless