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hi, i'm oopie she/her grammar enthusiast - occasional doodler feel free to ask me grammar/writing questions and request art or ficlets! a:tla - death note - kny - rotg - vld - star wars - yoi - csm - tgcf - pjo - wof - shakespeare - head over heels - white collar - howl's moving castle - princess mononoke personal tags: babbles, art, answers, tunes, menagerie, rambles, games, featuring eeny, out-of-pocket randomness

[a-resplendent-mushroom]

Hoping you can get safe but also you should come up with a secret identity for IRL ppl when they give off bad vibes

did. did you just tell me to become batman

[spookyboywhump]

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[my-ny]

ouat text posts: regina (pt. 9)

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[mteverestaaaaahh]

One more dump before I’m sent off to hell (band camp)

[rimonoroni]

three person poly relationship made up of two people who are already dating trying to coax someone with horrific self worth issues into a loving relationship. stray cat style

[rimonoroni]

they’re all laying together in bed and the couple are both thinking to themselves like good, he stayed the night to cuddle and talk when we offered, he should know that we genuinely care for him and want this to be more then a handful of one night stands. and the stray cat guy is like wow this sure is nice i think i’m falling in love with them. it’s really too bad that they don’t actually give a fuck and hate me and probably want to kill me with hammers for no reason

[rimonoroni]

it has been like. two days

[catboycompulsion]

houses where all the walls and furniture are white or light grey: NOT CHARMED. THUMBS DOWN

houses where all the walls and furniture are wood or brown: very charmed. and i want to kiss them gently and sensually

[ashoss]

can social media apps stop changing their shit. its always ugly. keep the same interface pleasseeeeeeeeee

[yitiaok01]

👥👥👤

[akiragatr]

YOU! RANDOM CITIZEN!

🫵

What was the last fresh fruit you ate?

[fandom-fae]

was scrolling through ao3 tags for reasons and saw this-

(provocative) ... you mean, canon?

[yume-fanfare]

windows movie maker on the internet archive we are so back

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[nikoanesti]

Real shit

[prismatic-bell]

So based on the way I just read this out loud, I 100% think it should be released as an audition monologue, and I'm 10000% serious. if I were overseeing auditions for Shakespeare somebody's timing on those "fuck off"s and their ability to pronounce and emphasize "harem of fart sommeliers" would tell me everything I needed to know. This is a work of art fueled by rage, and what's more, it's true.

[windsandstar]

ive got a scary math joke but im 2² to say it