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truckhole-deactivated20181203

i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining

fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515

This is so pure

cptnteeko

A New definition of steampunk has been made 🙌🏼

transdemyx

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

transdemyx

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

xx-starlightspeedway-xx

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

amorluzymelodia

Rudolph’s the only man and he’s a himbo

ph4nt0m626

YOU CANT HIDE THIS SHIT IN THE TAGS I LAUGHED SO FUCKING HARD

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longjump5o6

Saw on the local news the other day how Salvation Army was struggling for donations during the pandemic and all I said was “Good.”

a-place-to-be-panace

Reminder this upcoming holiday season to not give any money to the Salvation Army, but don’t harass the collectors because they’re often people who are desperate, receiving help from SA, and their next meal/place to sleep depends on them ringing the damn bells and asking for donations.

anxietyproblem

beowulf22121

I bring a book with me.

I sit out at the picnic table and people will walk past and touch me saying stuff like "hey what ya reading?"

I sit in the actual breakroom and people stick their hands in front of the book like they're gonna do something, or they just sit there and keep talking until I respond.

prismatic-bell

I was at work once playing a rhythm game on my phone with my headphones in and this customer walked over, PULLED OUT MY HEADPHONES AND STUCK HIS HAND IN FRONT OF MY PHONE.

Needless to say, I failed the level. I gave him a dirty look and said "what?" and he went "I just wanted to tell you I like your new haircut."

He apparently didn't know how to react to being called out on being a total asshole when I said "I haven't gotten my hair cut in three months" and then just gave him this stony-eyed glare until he walked off.

I've had a customer harass me to continue working during my break until another coworker told her to stop bothering me because I was on break, then sit down next to me and babble on about anything and everything, and when I finally moved all the way across the dining room and put in my headphones to get away from her she followed me and asked me to fix her portable CD player. I finally looked up at her and said "ma'am, I'm on break" to which she replied "well EXCUSE ME for trying to be friendly! I didn't mean to ruin your life!" in this tone like I'd personally killed her dog.

Literally fuck people who think this is okay. When someone is on break LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.

jitterbugjive

God I had someone like that at my last job, I could be reading or doing something on my phone and he’d just sit down and start babbling at me, and he would not stop. Even when I’d say “I need to get back to work”, he’d keep talking, even as I was walking out the damn door he’d STILL be talking.

It made me dread taking a break for the chance that I’d have to deal with him again.

sapphic-oswald

“met some gays in the wild the other day and it was incredible” @chebbyart on twitter

raionmimi

Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic

raionmimi

I can’t believe I forgot to mention that the guy who lived there answered the door while wrapped up in his blanket, and it was way past noon at the time, which really sold the entire interaction as a whole

vamp-shade

Friend groups be like, the soft one, “open up, fucknugget”, and shit sleep schedule

cosmiicorvid

@nachosforfree @rainbow-eeveegirl

yassmines

men in their 30s 40s 50s 60s 70s 80s 90s without ANY shame will be like: BRO i jus need a woman who will love me cook for me clean for me fold my clothes fuck me rock me to sleep breast feed me teach me the alphabet 😭😭😭😤😤😤🤕🤕🤕

yassmines

stop commenting i forgot men in their 20s n think critically men in their 20s still use their moms for at least 7 of these things

ashstfu

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ihatenearlyeverything

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

oatmealbrain

And boy are they clumsy

underfell-crystal

I'm crying this is so funny

theonlythingimfuckingisstupid-d

@onenicebugperday

onenicebugperday

They’re doing their best 🐝🖤

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nu11ifi3d

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN FOR THIS

fakeosphere

a tutorial on rescuing someone from an uncomfortable or dangerous situation

female-malice

Damn. She did everything right. Yes, this is dangerous. But even a violent man is still human and can be outplayed. Predators rely on a pattern or routine. Disrupt the routine, and the predator freezes up. Once you disrupt them, don't give them time to develop a response. Be bold. Be decisive. Talk loud. Act fast.

foxes-and-moths

How should I approach this as a man? I wouldn’t want to make her more uncomfortable but I also wouldn’t be able to physically intimidate anyone because I’m short and un-athletic.

post-it-free

Talking to the woman is going to be hit or miss, just because she won't know if you are an "out if the frying pan, into the fire" situation. BUT, you could still go with "thanks for waiting, you ready to go? Oh, who's this?" And if she walks with you, you can say that she looked uncomfortable. I had a guy once ask if I could help with his phone to get me away from a conversation. OR: talk to the dude. "Hey man, can you give me directions to this place? Don't I know you from somewhere?" Etc. Then she has time to escape. There are no set in stone answers, even if you don't handle it perfect, if she gets out of the situation safely, count it as a win

foxes-and-moths

Thank you for the response!!

gamer-crow-deactivated20250412

Talking to the dude works!

One of my colleagues spotted a woman facing slightly away from a man who was talking to her, who was scary close. She looked uncomfortable and made eye contact. He noticed the guy was wearing a Broncos jacket and nonchalantly passed them both by and started the sports speak to the dude, like "aw bro did you see the defense last night? Hell of a time to he a Bronco fan, right?" And stood slightly behind the guy so he had to turn away from the woman. She said a cheeky "I'm not into sports, g'night!" comment and slipped away to the elevator. The dude looked super pissed but just stalked away to his car.

What was he supposed to do, admit to bad intentions?

Sometimes you don't need to be the savior, but a distraction.

charmedatlaw

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON’T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

charmedatlaw

Again:

1. The law doesn’t care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn’t care about your long term friends or “found family”

If you don’t have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

the-final-sif

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

pyroinfusedtiger

If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help

fandomsandfeminism

^I’ve been loving this channel lately, and this is a particularly good video about how to have your wishes respected after you die if you have family who may NOT respect you/your identity.

amiraelizabeth

Such a good idea to make a plan. And also watch Caitlin’s channel (and read her books).

puremetalimagination

THIS IS NOT JUST WILLS

Also check up on your Power of Attorney. If you’re in a coma/unresponsive state they divert to legal next of kin.

superpixie

EVERYONE needs to have a plan. While it is especially important for people who are estranged from their legal next of kin please please please have these conversations with your loved ones. These are so important and the last thing your grieving family needs is to worry they aren’t respecting your wishes (burial or cremation? Do you want to donate your organs? Who do you want to give your belongings to? These are not intuitive concepts and your family will stress of getting it wrong) simply because they didn’t know them.

Also Caitlin Doughty is fucking boss. Just sayn.

octoberrainposts

The Advance Healthcare Directive is SUPER important. Please make one and keep it updated (they expire every few years). If you are old, are disabled, have any mental health issues, engage in any form of self-harm, or have any history of suicidal ideation or suicide attempts, lots of healthcare folks are all too happy to declare you unfit to make decisions for yourself.

Remember that even if you trust them, the people who love you can make really extreme and harmful decisions when they’re scared they could lose you.