Les-Bean

Hi I’m really queer and I love tea, plants, and girls.

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[kipplekipple]

This post has absolutely everything I could ever want.

[clientsfromhell]

They Need To Look Up "Professional" In A Dictionary

Me: “Hey, I’m glad I caught you. I’m calling about that request that I made five weeks ago. You never responded to any of my emails or voice messages. I’m just wondering what the status on that is?”

Client: “Well, the reason I didn’t respond was because your first email about it was unprofessional. We’re all professionals here, and I expect to be treated professionally. You really need to work on your communication skills, and I expect better from you if we’re going to continue working together.”

Me: “I’m looking at the whole email chain right now, and it seems fine to me. What seems wrong with it?”

Client: “Well, for starters, you could ask how my day’s been. Or you could put a joke at the bottom of the email. And you should really get rid of that line with all your company information at the bottom, it looks so unprofessional.”

[squeakitties]

every other time i boot up a steam game one of my steam friends messages me telling me to fuck off and i’m always confused at first but then i remember what my profile is rn

[strawberry-jamelie]

This guy gets it. A true feminist.

[weaver-z]

I'll show YOU a "SPRING FORWARD"

[weaver-z]

Obsessed with the person who tagged their reblog with the full class, order, family, and genus of this beast

[eileennatural]

in batman 2022 bruce wayne's parents were killed in 2001 he would have been like 10? i think. the black parade was released in 2006 when he would have been ambiguously high school aged and obviously very emo and unpopular. what i'm saying here is that i think battinson heard the lyrics "when i was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band he said son when you grow up will you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and decided to become batman then and there.

[bloodenjoyer]

if u even BREATHE around a new yorker theyre like Well in new york da air is made outta poison. and we just suck it up because we are real men unlike those pansy tourists. our bagels are the only real bagels on the planet  and our pizza is the only pizza that exists and have you ever heard of the subway. I bet you havent. in new york we have this thinkg called a subway that takes you places. New york rats are stronger than any other rat in the world. if you put a rat from, say, boston, up against a new york rat….No chance pal ! our new york rat is kicking his ass, BAM! ya got rat pudding on da sidewalk. you havent had a coffee until youve had a new york coffee

[snakeeatery]

i love the pedestrian-to-car staredown when you see them go from a rolling stop to a full stop. like that's what the fuck i thought. vehicularly manslaughter me about it

[diedinstantly]

[bedupolker]

Support your local park rangers

[wiispeak]

[akindplace]

Tayler

[slightlyunofficial]

unfortunately nothing will top the original “the zoo is closed forever because a penguin threw up” post

[slightlyunofficial]

throwing up is presumably something penguins do every so often? right? so that’s not too absurd. paired with the idea that this alone would be enough to close a zoo? forever? that IS absurd. and also funny to imagine a penguin puking a normal penguin amount of puke. and this being enough to close down the entire zoo. the reptiles. the other sea creatures. the lions. the tigers. the bears. all closed now. and the order in which the sentence travels! you get this tragedy: the zoo is closed forever. and then it keeps going with such a sudden break in the previous cadence that it catches you off guard. I love it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shittysawtraps]

Good evening, Helen. Before you are six bowls of tuna salad. One of them has raisins in it. If you eat the tuna salad with raisins in it, this entire room will fill with raisins, killing you much like grain entrapment. Bon appetit.

[pangur-and-grim]

today’s obsession is ancient tattoos, in particular the s-curved floral-antlered deer of the Siberian Ice Maiden and Scythian Chieftain. 

it’s such a heavily used trope in modern media (off the top of my head I can think of Pokemon, Annihilation, Bambi, Snow White and the Huntsman, etc) and why wouldn’t it be! antlers look like branches, branches look like antlers, it’s only natural to pair them

but it makes me strangely emotional that our brains have always worked this way, and been drawn to the same imagery over and over again. 

I’m also going to resist the urge to make paired enamel pins of these ancient deer, even though I deeply desire little wearable tributes of the past

[catasters]

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

Cats like to go under furniture sometimes and it results in this weird crawly upside down effect. Judging by the end of the video, the cat isn't stuck at all and can easily get out of the space, so there's nothing wrong with this video other than it being a little ominous.

[cowboy]

I've never retweeted something quicker in my life

[melungeoninthedungeon]

Pretty much. If you transition slowly, people call you a trender and they question your validity, but if you do it quickly you're a bad influence onto other people who are transitioning. Yeah, it's all excuses to be transphobic. Go at your own pace, not anyone else's.

[gay-autistic-vampires-deactivat]

I.D.: Tweet by jo @cervixpiercer saying 'cis people literally create a world in which we have to "transition" as quickly as possible so we don't get hatecrimed or employment discriminated to death and they get mad and take it out on us when someone says they felt rushed to make "irreversible medical decisions"' with 18 replies, 1148 retweets, and 4956 likes. /End ID

[queeranarchism]

(Don’t just take ‘go at your own pace’ away from this. Also take ‘fuck gatekeeping, let trans people make their own decisions’ from this.)