Not-dumb-but-Dumbass

Lexi | She/They 🏳️‍⚧️| 26 | Came for the smut, stayed for the enrichment. Free Palestine, Free Sudan, Free Congo, Fascists Eat Shit

[ketrindarkdragon]

[shakertwelve]

family gathering. playing monopoly. getting close to the end. 12 year old turns to 8 year old brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. i say what? he says esteemed colleagues. they merge their money and assets and beat me at monopoly

[thetimetravellercat]

[infertilityidol]

first of all I do not "goon" I am a LADY and I TOUCH MYSELF

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

all the girls i follow are so pretty i wish u all the best in life

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

[foxgirlmindcrank]

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

[conspiracydeerist]

[blu3str1k3]

[thisarenotarealblog]

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

[morganoperandi]

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

[whumpster-fire]

[official-megumin]

sorry for having to do this again. But me and @a-sentient-cup are still in a very precarious situation legally.

We are currently appealing the decision about our family union. With the documentation we have, we, to my knowledge legally have the right to live in denmark together. However I do not trust the state to uphold the actual laws set by the UN.

Because of this, we are in dire need of funds. Both for the likely upcoming legal battle for us to have a life together. But also for the deposit needed for the unification to begin with.

So we have remade our fundraiser due to it only getting one donation for half a year.

Currently we have about a third of the 10000 usd we need, we've gotten this far mostly due to donations from you all so far

Donate to Support us for our fight for being able to live together, organized by Remanje Carter

At the moment we are waiting for an appeal on a decision on … Remanje Carter needs your support for Support us for our fight for being abl

Please help us if you can. We are running out of time, and neither of us really have anything to return to if this falls through. Especially not me who's been fully reliant on Cup to stay alive this long

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[twistedhellknight52]

*giggles cutely* im going to snap

[gardenxkisses]

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[lakemojave]

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

[poetrylesbian]

[poetrylesbian]

I did not spend years of my life at university studying rome in classes that were over 50% women to let someone say "rome may be for the guys" on my post!!!

[winslowhomersimpson]

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

"when people ask how you're doing, they don't really care." most of them do, actually, the amount they care is just directly proportional to how well they know you. you're just mad you can't be the main character of the Twice Daily.

[alliswyattonthewesternfront]

if i am doing shitty and the check out girl asks me, "how are you?" i will say,"man, i've been better." we are strangers to each other. she doesn't need to know my whole life story. she doesn't need to know about my credit score and my hemorrhoids or my uncle in the hospital. she just needs enough to respond "been there, buddy. hey, at least the day is almost over?" and then we part ways. i have been on both sides of thousands of exchanges like this, the only one making you do a little song and dance is you, my friend

[tysonfurybattlepass]

public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time

[tysonfurybattlepass]

“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.

[aspiringsorceress]

One of worst things copaganda ever perpetuated is the rhetoric that if you aren't guilty of breaking the law, you shouldn't value your personal privacy against the state's surveillance and interrogation. That only guilty people hire lawyers when talking to police.

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[lovestruck-lusagi]

trans girls are allowed to be annoying and stereotypical and socially inept and hyperactive and hypersexual and various types of animalgirl and there's nothing you can do about it. in fact if you're mean to that skirt go spinny reddit trans girl i'm stealing your entire house

[sandmandaddy69]

[wolf-aid]

Israel is now using Napalm-filled missiles in Gaza - a gel that sticks to bodies and burns at extreme temperatures. Don't look It's scary

Nothing signifies a "ceasefire" like missiles that release toxic and incendiary gases. I think "ceasefire" means something different there than here... What pigs! They saw it was too hot and the temperature was too high, So they’re bombing us with rockets that secreted spontaneous gases. Damn

[dusttt]

To the bold ff.net user in 2013 who tried to write Moby-Dick from the whale’s perspective, please get back here you were cooking

[miliabyntite]