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President Obama, aka the Dad Joke POTUS, just released the most glorious seven minutes of bad Thanksgiving puns you’ve ever heard

President Obama explained that after last year, his daughters decided they couldn’t put up with his dad jokes, so he was joined at the pardon by his adorable two nephews! President Obama is clearly letting his full nerd hang out now. (Yes he cran!) The full video of jokes is truly worth the click.

Gifs: whitehouse.gov

WATCH THE VIDEO

gymbunnyamber

Keep your squats low and your standards high.

thatwascareless

*natalia kills voice* ladies and gentlemen i’m just going to state the obvious we have a doppelganger in our midst

uponthepages

❝And to all the women, and especially the young women, who put their faith in this campaign and in me: I want you to know that nothing has made me prouder than to be your champion.

Now, I know we have still not shattered that highest and hardest glass ceiling, but someday someone will — and hopefully sooner than we might think right now.

And to all of the little girls who are watching this, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world to pursue and achieve your own dreams.❞ —Hillary Clinton’s Concession Speech, 2016

memewhore

okaymad

hillaryisaboss

grace--upon--grace

darlinginmyway-deactivated20170

Do you get it now? [x]

absquatulate-deactivated2018082

YES PREACH

gabriellabolton

You want me to write [to Jake] that you nodded slightly? He’ll know what it means.

tastefullyoffensive

toughgirlfitness

Incase anyone’s wondering this is how I donated in his honor.

Fuck him.

spilled-chai

“His success on Vine offered proof that South Asian audiences exist, and that non-South Asian viewers were happy to watch a dude in a turban tell jokes.” – Anupa Mistry

RIP VINE

RIP REIGNVINE

~ thank you for all the jokes + laughs 22g

read Fader’s article “How Vine Connected Jus Reign To A Mainstream Audience”