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toad girl walking down the soggy street
Things are happening on reddit
Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????
her what
does anyone know whag the rest of it says
I don't have context for whose photos these are because they were reposted to a dog grooming group without credit but I think we have a strong contender for the next worst dog.
I want to make an awful dog competition bracket or something at this point.
the end of this post hit me like this:
This person's dad is the only person in the world who watches sports correctly
HOW AREN'T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT
IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE
NO
I fucking love these videos
This is un-đđđđđđđ-acceptable. The vending machine, ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ď˝ , and robbed me of my đđđ đđđśđđđđđ and now I can't work properly without my đđťđ˛đ˝đ¸ đđŞđđźâ˘. I wanna (đ°đŚđŻ) speak to your manager (đđđ) đđ˘đ˘đđđđđŠđđĄđŽ!
đ đ¸đ , hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their đ đĽđđŹđŹđđŹ? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.
Oh, đđđđŤđ! I'm so-ÉŚÖ sorry, if you're not the đżđŽđˇđđ˛đˇđ° đśđŞđŹđąđ˛đˇđŽ đ°đžđ, then, đ´đĽđŹ đąđĽđ˘ đľđ đ˛đş đŚđ°? Because all I see is you ââââ˘â¨-âââ˘â˘ đđŽđđ¤đđ-đĄđđđđŹ loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with đđđŞ bit of responsibility? đđđđđđđ đ˘đľ đ˘đđ?
What's a đđđđđę°á´á´á´á´ đđŻđŹđ˛đŤđĄ đĽđ˘đŻđ˘ đđđđđ đđ to âźâşâ ââââş đ ľđđ ¸đđ ž-
âWoah... what is this place?â
*Demons by Imagine Dragons starts playing*
âThis... is Cum City!â
THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME, THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME
im good thanks
never forget
what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??
Itâs supposed to be a rock with a firemanâs hat on top đŹ
POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong
this guy gets it
this is so funny
found a spare roach in Stellaâs tub & didnât have a container nearby to put him in so. just left him in this spoon
forgot about him & came back 15 mins later, still sitting there like this
i wish i could see this picture for the first time again
Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).
That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.
So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.
You canât just breeze over something like âthe guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogthaâ without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this manâs descent into madness.
Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:
Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:
TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).
This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and youâre fucking laughing
My man got so horny that he accidentally did the creation stage of god contemplation. I'm genuinely impressed.
The human mind is a beautiful and complex thing
the saga continued!