Smallest Lizard

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[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

[circumgutter]

toad girl walking down the soggy street

[bernard-jackson]

[sexygaywizard]

Things are happening on reddit

[laeffy]

Hey tumblr???? Hey fucking tumblr?????

[thyrell]

her what

[thyrell]

does anyone know whag the rest of it says

[zooophagous]

I don't have context for whose photos these are because they were reposted to a dog grooming group without credit but I think we have a strong contender for the next worst dog.

I want to make an awful dog competition bracket or something at this point.

[arsanatomica]

[catgirl-kaiju]

the end of this post hit me like this:

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[f1rstperson]

This person's dad is the only person in the world who watches sports correctly

[bogleech]

HOW AREN'T THERE MORE TUMBLR POSTS ABOUT THE GIANT AIRSHIP THE AIRLANDER 10 WHY DID I ONLY JUST FIND OUT ABOUT IT

IT LOOKS WORSE AT EVERY ANGLE

NO

[adonischildsupportcase]

[autsitic-correctness]

I fucking love these videos

[fyterx]

This is un-𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐-acceptable. The vending machine, ｂｒｏｋｅ, and robbed me of my 𝓉𝓌𝑜 𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓇𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 and now I can't work properly without my 𝓕𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓸 𝓛𝓪𝔂𝓼™. I wanna (𝔰𝔦𝔯) speak to your manager (𝖘𝖎𝖗) 𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙮!

🅂🄸🅁, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, 𝕛𝕖𝕖𝕫𝕖! I'm so-ɦօ sorry, if you're not the 𝓿𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 𝓰𝓾𝔂, then, 𝔴𝔥𝔬 𝔱𝔥𝔢 🄵🅄🄲🄺 𝔦𝔰? Because all I see is you ⓟⓐⓝⓢⓨ-⃝ⓐⓢⓢ 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐭-𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬 loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with 𝕒𝕟𝕪 bit of responsibility? 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭?

What's a 𝚖𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚊ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴀ 𝔞𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔡 𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖆 𝖉𝖔 to ⒼⒺⓉ ⓈⓄⓂⒺ 🅵🆁🅸🆃🅾-

[rottingelysium-deactivated20240]

Rule

[viktor-the-leshen]

“Woah... what is this place?”

*Demons by Imagine Dragons starts playing*

“This... is Cum City!”

THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME, THIS IS MY KINGDOM COME

[sexygaywizard]

[ratfuck]

im good thanks

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

never forget

[neuroxin]

what is that peanus even supposed to be tho??

[d3l3t3d-b10g]

It’s supposed to be a rock with a fireman’s hat on top 😬

[rudeteens]

POV Minecraft steev looking down at his dong

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[wachtelbude]

this is so funny

[crevicedwelling]

found a spare roach in Stella’s tub & didn’t have a container nearby to put him in so. just left him in this spoon

forgot about him & came back 15 mins later, still sitting there like this

[grawly]

i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

[azzandra]

Every time I see some gamerbro edit of a female video game character to make her 'prettier', I always see something I have mentally dubbed Cockroach Wife Syndrome (in honor of the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha).

That is to say, there is a certain subset of gamerbro who interacts so rarely with real women, that his primary touchstone for how women look is fiction: often video games and anime. So when a video game woman looks too realistic--too close to having traits that one might find in real flesh and blood women--this is foreign to them. This is unattractive. They have been jacking it to hentai and blender animation porn for too many years, and have inadvertently conditioned themselves to only be sexually aroused by the exaggerated cartoonish traits of animated women.

So now every time I see one such edit, I can't help but think. My. What a coincidence you've made her look more like an anime waifu. Truly dedicated to your cockroach wife.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

You can’t just breeze over something like “the guy who accidentally conditioned himself to only be aroused by a fantasy of his cockroach wife Ogtha” without at least linking a 20 minute video breakdown of this man’s descent into madness.

[kunosoura]

Oh is Ogtha not common knowledge? Eight years ago this was posted on reddit:

Two years ago, we got this update on the life of this roachfucker:

TLDR it's a guy who became obsessed with human-sized roaches with human intelligence after reading Kafka in high school, an obsession which eventually came to monopolize his romantic interests (and has sporadically had catastrophic impacts on his life ever since).

[rednines]

This guy is being body snatched by roach succubi and you’re fucking laughing

[deep-green-existentialist]

My man got so horny that he accidentally did the creation stage of god contemplation. I'm genuinely impressed.

[theblehthatbloos]

The human mind is a beautiful and complex thing

[kaijutegu]

the saga continued!