i actually am a shitpost

fight me @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses he/they/she • queer • puerto rican 🇵🇷 • florida • BLM, ACAB, and fuck trump

[a-walking-shitpost]

booty shorts with this printed on the ass

[wanderthewoods]

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

[a-walking-shitpost]

love that we all agree in the notes

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[ot3]

it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article

[ot3]

still just as good as i remember it

[chips1977]

[praziluk]

hello fresh

[memewhore]

[sixpenceee]

Shakuntala Devi, an Indian mental calculator,was asked to give the 23rd root of a 201-digit number; she answered in 50 seconds. Her answer was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards for which a special program had to be written to perform such a large calculation.

[organic-homegrown-boyfriend]

She was also one of the early pioneers of gay rights in India and published a book on homosexuality way back in 1977 calling for the full acceptance and decriminalization of homosexuality. This was after her marriage broke up, due to her husband being a gay man. https://gayrightsindia.wordpress.com/2016/08/20/remembering-shakuntala-devi-the-human-computer-and-the-pioneer-of-gay-rights/amp/

[mrdyketator]

Shakuntala Devi (2020) - IMDb

Shakuntala Devi: Directed by Anu Menon. With Vidya Balan, Adi Chugh, Sanya Malhotra, Jisshu Sengupta. Shakuntala Devi, a mathematician's jou

there was a film released in 2020 about her life!

[wetchickenbreast]

hello can anyone hear me

[yossyislandd]

*sticks my hand in your nucleus and swirls your dna around*

[mitzo]

I'm a prokaryote

[yossyislandd]

using a fork and twirling it like spaghetti

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

aaatttctga caaacgttac agggtgctgc tctgcaacgg tcaccagact cccgctctcc aacaaggtac tcacagcagt agacaggtca ctgcgttgtc cttgagatct aggagctcca cactcgataa gtaagttgcc ttctttactg cagtattctt tattctgctg gtctgttcct ttcgctttct cgatgtggca gcgggcacca aaataccact tcactttatt aaaagtttgc ttcttcacaa aattagcgaa cccctgtagg tggggtgttc ggccttcctc attaccctcc tcgccaacaa taaaataatc aaatagggag attgggagct cccgtatttt cttgcgctcg tcttcggaag gattattgag agtgaacacc caccttttat gtggttgggg tccgcttctt ccattcttct tactgggcat gttgctgctg aggtgctgcc gaggtgctgc cgctgccgaa gtgcgctggt aatacttaca gcgcacttct ttcgttttca gctatgacgt atccaaggag gcgtttccgc agacgaagac accgcccccg cagccatctt ggccagatcc tccgccgccg cccctggctc gtccaccccc gccaccgtta ccgctggaga aggaaaaatg gcatcttcaa cacccgcctc tcccgcacca tcggttatac tgtcaagaaa accacagtca gaacgccctc ctggaatgtg gacatgatga gatttaatat taatgatttt cttcccccag gagggggctc aaaccccctc actgtgccct ttgaatacta cagaataagg aaggttaagg ttgaattctg gccctgctcc ccaatcaccc agggtgacag gggagtgggc tccactgctg ttattctaga tgataacttt gtaacaaagg ccaatgccct aacctatgac ccctatgtaa actactcctc ccgccatacc ataacccagc ccttctccta ccactcccgg tactttaccc cgaaacctgt ccttgatggg acaatcgatt acttccaacc caataacaaa agaaatcaac tctggctgag actacaaact actggaaatg tagaccatgt aggcctcggc actgcgttcg aaaacagtat atacgaccag gactacaata tccgtataac catgtatgta caattcagag aatttaatct taaagacccc ccacttaacc ctaagtgaat aataaaaacc attacgaagt gataaaaaag actcagtaat ttatttcata tggaaattca gggcatgggg gggaaagggt gacgaactgg cccccttcct ccgtggattg ttctgtagca ttcttccaaa ataccaagga agtaatcctc cgatagagag cttctacagc taggacagca gttgaggagt accattccaa cggggtctga ttgctggtaa tcagaatact gcgggccaaa aaaggtacag ttccaccttt agtctctaca gtcaatggat atcgatcaca cagtctcagt agatcatccc acggcagcca accataaaag tcatcaataa caaccacttc ttcaccatgg taaccatccc accacttgtt tcgaggtggt ttccagtatg tggtttccgg gtctgcaaaa ttagcagccc atttgctttt accacaccca ggtggcccca caatgacgtg tacattggtc ttccaatcac gcttctgcat tttcccgctc actttcaaaa gttcagccag cccgcgg

[mitzo]

I'm not translating all of that

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

lass it's a genome

[mitzo]

did you just

make a genome?

no joke in it

you just posted a genome sequence?

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

yeah, t-something bacteriophage if memory serves

[mitzo]

why

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

eh

[h3rs]

BECAUSE IT LOOKS HOW THE FORK SWIRLY DNA SPAGHETTI IMAGERY SOUNDS

[yossyislandd]

this post will detonate in 5 minutes

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

[thunderon]

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

[thunderon]

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

[scoobycool9]

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

[thunderon]

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

i like that the new formula for spider-man movies is just keep adding more

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

in the future all spiderman movies will have casts that look like this:

[annabelle--cane]

I woke up to my alarm one morning and heard the ghost-memory of my deadbeat oracle alcoholic mom yelling at me to get up. she wasn't there because she left when I was fourteen and I'm [redacted] now but I thought about her anyway. I got up and stood in front of the mirror but didn't see my three purple orbs staring back at me because the mirror was covered because I hate mirrors. I had to get ready because this was the day the sheriff's secret police were selling me, so I put my dirty blonde hair with natural purple hightlights up in a messy bun, threw on my radio hosting unitard and a pair of cat ears, and went to leave. when I opened my door, there he was, my new owner. the violet head of literal five headed dragon hiram mcdaniels.

[annabelle--cane]

the reviews are in

[a-walking-shitpost]

for the love of god please stop moving to florida

[probablyasocialecologist]

The Media Cares More About the Titanic Sub Than Drowned Migrants

U.S. media has largely ignored a shipwreck with hundreds of migrant deaths but has focused intently on a missing submersible full of rich pe

The submersible’s disappearance has arguably been the biggest news story of the last 24 hours. That’s understandable in some ways. For one thing, it’s a mystery: No one knows where it is or what state its passengers are in. There is, moreover, a race against time, as the sub has enough oxygen to make it until early Thursday, according to the Coast Guard—if, that is, the passengers are even still alive. There is both the possibility of an improbably happy ending or of unspeakable tragedy—another element of a compelling news story. And then there’s everything about the janky sub and its rich passengers, who have risked their lives on what is essentially a novelty expedition. Without knowing their fate, it has the feeling of something out of a Ruben Östlund film: These people are so wealthy they can take dangerous chances in a vessel the size of a Honda Odyssey, just for thrills.  Coverage of the missing submersible unintentionally illustrates something even more tragic, however. On June 14, what was likely the second-deadliest refugee and migrant shipwreck on record occurred when a boat carrying as many as 800 migrants sank off the Greek coast. Greek authorities had tracked the vessel and early signs suggest the country’s coast guard was slow to act despite numerous warning signs. This is a huge news story, one that hits at both Europe’s ongoing refugee crisis and the callousness with which many European nations treat migrants who are desperately trying to reach their shores. Yet it has received scant attention in the American media—and the missing submersible story has dwarfed what coverage there has been. 

[sacredcitycenter]

[aberrant-critter]

@hamvendor

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[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

why is this on fletcher

[yekkes]

I kind of like this look in the sense that I feel like it was made in a lab to piss literally everyone off. And ykw good for them