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[aacme]

someone asked me if i draw anime and i gave an emphatic no but now i'm realizing they were a 20-something man and they probably would've found it extremely cool. i still live in 2014

[stuckinapril]

guys it’s cianna @stuckinapril I just changed my handle I swear I’m still here 😭😭

[stuckinapril]

Me when I DO mind if you forget me …………

[aacme]

[ID: A reply by @/ mortalityplays reads: [girl named i don’t mind if u forget me]: wait 😭 /end ID]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

brushing one's teeth... a farewell to treats. good night, sweet delicacies, my mouth knows only tooth paste now. perhaps when a new day breaks we will meet once more

[foone]

once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

[doubleca5t]

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[Image ID: Tweet from verified user merrit k (@/ merritK) on 2/19/23 reading: Men writing fanfic: John was attending Sex University, where all of the students and teachers are horny for sex

Women writing fanfic: At Sex University, sex is strictly forbidden. Here is the complete administrative structure of the school /End ID]

[bgm05]

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

[trapny]

Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.

[trapny]

The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village

[islandofarson]

sometimes I wonder how y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

[lunarriviera]

to quote someone who was a genius on bluesky:

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[Image ID: Bluesky post from Rachel Distler (@/ redTieBear.bsky.socal) reading: "Who's this dumbass"

the phrase that always immediately precedes obsession /End ID]

[blluish]

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[Image ID: Tweet from charles entertainment cheese (@/ mjurffff) on 2022-06-21 reading: a big part of 2010ish high school was hearing a guy go "unce unce unce unce" almost at all times. people forget but not me /End ID]

[ninapekoe]

Happy 5 years to ACNH! 🌼

[plumbewb]

hear me out…

[punkrock-bottom]

“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen

[lazydelusions]

[peachdoxie]

[aacme]

remember when they were like "we won't stand for a muslim ban" lol. couldn't even keep it up for 10 years

[wuggen]

Recently discovered, fully by accident, that the trick to feeling like you have more time in the day is to actually do shit with the time that's there, which seems fake and wrong and it's frankly infuriating that it works >:|

[wuggen]

This is picking up a bit so I thought I'd mention that, while this trick does work, it is regrettably the hardest fucking thing in the world to do :T

[nattyjayna]

embarrassment has good bones

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[Image ID: Text reading: All of the best things in life require a degree of embarrassment, or at least the possibility of it. Dancing, singing, sharing art cooking food, having sex, holding hands; there is risk in it all. You could burn dinner or sing off key; no acts of self expression or love is exempt from this danger /End ID]

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[apolladay]

Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy

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Can we make a perfect penis poll through coordination on the notes and tumblr telepathy

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Voting ended onMar 29, 2025

[teaboot]

incredible

[wizardysseus]

the writer’s urge to ask your friends “do you wanna see a little somethin’ i’ve been working on?” when the little somethin’ you’ve been working on is 800 words and ends in the middle of a sentence

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[agalarianzigzagoon]

for anyone curious there is a follow up image: