Don't💚 be💚 an💚 asshole💚

💀🐦🌲🐝🌼🍊🌙🍑

[waywardmillennial]

ditto what Shane said

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[frijolpapi]

if people want to leave your life let them.

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[poetrylesbian]

how beautiful to be 28 and still discovering fun new ways to masturbate. never kill yourself.

[rgujuri]

[captain-corvidae]

D’artagnan on his first day in Paris:

[dogpuppy]

[highonoverthinking]

July wasn’t going so well for franz kafka

[hillergoodspeed]

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[systlin]

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[downtowndoll94]

like whoopie goldberg said I don’t want somebody in my house

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[vampurrss]

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

[ozempicofficial]