[altman-shelby]

Kit and Bell || 4x04

[zebra3girl]

Some boss Michael moments.

[aakwaodeewin]

i’ve been disgustingly busy with work but i haven’t abandoned any of my blogs i swear. here’s a picture of my new puppy, julian, to make up for it. he’s only 3 months and already 26 lbs of absolute menace. he’s been called “dr bashir” by so many strangers after they learned he was name after julian bashir, he also responds to that now

[aakwaodeewin]

i’ve been disgustingly busy with work but i haven’t abandoned any of my blogs i swear. here’s a picture of my new puppy, julian, to make up for it. he’s only 3 months and already 26 lbs of absolute menace. he’s been called “dr bashir” by so many strangers after they learned he was name after julian bashir, he also responds to that now

[aakwaodeewin]

i’ve been disgustingly busy with work but i haven’t abandoned any of my blogs i swear. here’s a picture of my new puppy, julian, to make up for it. he’s only 3 months and already 26 lbs of absolute menace. he’s been called “dr bashir” by so many strangers after they learned he was name after julian bashir, he also responds to that now

[ancesters-deactivated20210707-d]

Aagimak • Asâmak • "Snowshoes"

[heavensghost]

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

[aakwaodeewin]

nicknamedrook​  :

@aakwaodeewin​ said: “snort a ritalin and feel alive like the rest of us.” from michael

shit we say in the star trek server (part 3)

“…” She’s a little too stunned to actually say anything right away, instead just settling him with an incredulous stare. They aren’t good enough friends to be making weird jokes like that. One hand still tangled in her hair, brow a little furrowed, “You really should think about not talkin’. It’ll do you a hell a lotta good.” 

     stunned silence is something michael’s used to, and unfortunately for everyone around him, the awkwardness that comes from it means nothing to him. he just waits for a response, and when ruth takes it as a joke  (  or, at least, not seriously  )  instead of clarify how much of a not-joke that was, he rolls with it.

     ❝  yeah  ?  tell me something i don’t know. even hear that from my fuckin’ therapist.  ❞

     clearly it’s some advice he took to heart.

[aakwaodeewin]

constablegoo​  :

@aakwaodeewin​ filed a report .     ❝ there are worse ways to die… probably. ❞

     “ Really? ”  Odo packs enough distaste for two into a single disparaging word.  “ I can’t seem to think of a single one. Your patients trust you because they must. To betray that, you may as well have fired the phaser. ”

Perhaps he is simply angry at the loss of an innocent witness, frustrated with key evidence that keeps slipping away at every turn, and the promise that the truth may have just as well been locked away for good. Odo stares at the corpse on the table.

“ I will require an autopsy, ”  he says quietly.  “ Right now, I need everything you can give me. ”

     well, there’s something bell can’t disagree on  ---  and, of course, won’t. he’ll save his justifications for himself, for the late nights where the guilt creeps up and overtakes his fear. right now, in this moment, he knows justifications won’t work on this constable. nor will pulling rank and how he could snap and end his career  ---  he has no jurisdiction over a bajoran officer. 

      still, randolph isn’t concerned. should he be  ?  maybe. maybe it’s just the medication finally kicking in, in the nick of time so this conversation isn’t more damning than it has to be. 

       ❝  i don’t think i need to explain to you that us ‘solids’ aren’t as resilient as you, constable,  ❞  stepping around the table, the admiral picks up a medical padd resting nearby, and hands it over.  ❝  here. we’ll start the autopsy right away. anything else you need  ?  ❞

[flightofaqrow]

[jxices]

i am a:

⚪️ man

⚪️ woman

🔘 bastard

interested in:

⚪️ men

⚪️ women

🔘 blood; bullets; and sweet, sweet revenge

[surfingstratus-deactivated20240]

But, sir, thats my emotional support vulcan

[outofcontextdnd]

If I see a wanted poster with my face on it, I sign it.

[seengalaxies]

shit we say in the star trek server (part 3)

warning: nsfw

it’s true, i’m a bastard, but a cute bastard.

maybe you should try asking me about my other interests and experiences sometimes, dang!

i wanna become a stoner but i don’t know how to roll a joint.

LISTEN, I’M A DUMB BITCH WITH MORE MONEY THAN SENSE, YOU KNOW THIS.

ALRIGHT, I WILL KINKSHAME THE BUGS, THAT’S DISGUSTING.

GRANT ME ACCESS, TOESUCKER.

[ text ] ‘everybody here has a higher IQ than me.’ false, i am here.

[pronoun]’s smart but [pronoun] is a furry, so it’s questionable.

the wind in philadelphia can push me over with ease, you’re not special.

[ text ] i have maintained i am a one-trick pony from day one. not blocking me is a you problem.

who needs therapy when my friends will lay out all my flaws and insecurities for me!

as bad as this planet is, it doesn’t deserve for that girl to reproduce.

i need to know about [name] and [name]’s sex life.

those spicy chicken nuggets from wendy’s can slap my ass any day.

[ text ] y’all’s iqs got thrown into the harvard [ text ] wait i said the wrong word [ text ] *harbor

[ text ] I MAY BE STUPID BUT I’M NOT EVIL!!!

[ text ] nobody proves their own stupidity quite like  me

papa may have raised a traumatized disaster, but he didn’t raise a fool.

[ text ] TENDERIZE ME PINAPPLE DADDY 👅

[ text ] well it was the first time i tried coke [ text ] th [ text ] the drink

we need to breed shortness out of the human species.

gotta remember that for the callout.

I’M SMALL AND FULL OF RAGE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT.

[name] be like: castrate everybody under 5′5.

that just gave me the urge to have children, but i don’t wanna have kids out of spite.

don’t breed out of spite, that’s way too much commitment.

raising children into functional adults out of spite.

are you calling me a liar?

i’m calling you exhausting.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU DO IN YOUR PRIVATE TIME ASIDE FROM WANK OVER FEET AND FURRIES, [name].

eating pussy is a form of therapy. i stand by it.

true love is toeing your husband’s pussy.

i’d let donkey kong fuck me.

so what you’re saying is, your pussy pops for furries.

if [pronoun] wanted funny, [name] should’ve just posted [pronoun] reddit nudes.

[ text ] man juice cost fifteen dollar

[ text ] MAN JUICE IS IN MY BODY NOW

snort a ritalin and feel alive like the rest of us.

[ text ] when i have a real job in [counts on fingers] 7 years, JUST U WAIT

we’re dragging [name] with, [pronoun] absolutely needs a vacation.

[name] needs eight vacations.

[name] needs a vacation and a good cry.

i’m a simple [person], i just want a little house, a partner, and a cat to choose me as cat [parent]

if i don’t write depressing things, i have to face my own emotions, and we can’t have that!

[ text ] i feel like you should just start sending your therapist screencaps of the shit you say in this chat

[ text ] SHUT THE UP

[ text ] i am a mere enabler. :3c

[name], i’m an asshole, but i don’t have the balls to BE an asshole, u gotta know that.

white men letting me down, yet again.

i trust the lesbians’ judgment.

socks, also known as foot lingerie.

[ text ] jokes on you, i take insults as compliments because i didn’t learn proper social skills growing up, and thought bullies were my friends! 👉😎👉

[ text ] SMALL DICK RIGHTS

[hostilesuggestion]

hi i dont care shut up

[thearcanatweets]

[nvmincvs]

@affcgato except its max & brock in the warehouse verse

[omegomagnit]