āI thought you liked love songs!ā
āYou have a nice voiceā
āYāknow I never imagined you as a fan of closets and yet here we areā¦ā
āYouāre absolutely dreadful!ā
Ā āI know youāre angryā¦but it wasnāt me!ā
Ā āDo you want some soup?ā
Ā ā[David Attenborough voice] And here we see the lesser spotted ____ in their natural habitatāĀ
āI donāt think you realise just how many people want to date youā¦I mean youāve got a queue longer than the one to get into GlastonburyāĀ
āI know youāre not a fan of Valentineās dayā¦I just thought that maybe I could change your mindā¦ā
āI never thought Iād fancy youā¦and yet here we are.ā
āYouāre my favourite know-it-allāĀ
āWhatāre you going to name it?āĀ
āPlease tell me that weāre not stuck out here in your piece of shit car.āĀ
āDo you think its possible to die from boredom?āĀ
āDo you own anything that isnāt a woollen jumper?ā
āThis is the best jam I have ever tasted!āĀ
āI have long since become desensitised to you walking around in just your underwear.ā
āYou wish you could have a piece of thisāĀ
āYou canāt just steal the neighbourās cheesecake!āĀ
āJust because you have magic doesnāt mean you have to do everything with it. You can still peel carrots like a normal person.ā
āWhatās wrong with second hand?āĀ
āI canāt believe you cleaned my room!ā
āI wish I could be angry at you.ā
āWould you go to the dance with me?ā
āThat was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals.ā
āI never knew you were a romantic at heartā
āI made it. For you. I know itās not the best, butā¦ā
āI figured roses were cliche and I know you like ___ soā¦ā
āWhy did I think that was a good idea?ā
āYou will never do something more embarrassing than that love poem you wrote when we were 13 and read out in front of the whole school.āĀ
āYour mum hates me.āĀ āShe doesnāt hate youā¦she just doesnāt like you.āĀ
āHow do you even know that this is here?ā
āSecret passage ways? Really? Are we in a gothic novel?āĀ
āThe older I get the more conflicted I feel about snow. On one hand its snow on the other hand itās really inconvenient when you have adult things to do.ā
āYou can build a fire? When did you ever learn that?ā
āI donāt understand why people think fishing is relaxing. Itās all tense silence and boredom.āĀ
āYou wanna playĀ āwould you ratherā to pass the time?ā
āYou want to tell scary stories?ā
āItās forbidden for a reason, idiot.āĀ
āHow do you know my favourite drink?āĀ
āWeāve known each other for years and I donāt think weāve ever had a proper conversation.ā
āWhy are you bleeding?!ā
āYouāre the clumsiest person I knowā¦how did you survive past childhood?ā
āI make the best sundaes, you havenāt lived until youāve had one of my sundaesā
āItās always time for a milkshake.ā
āYou know humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking.ā
āYou beat my high score? Youā¦beat my high score?!āĀ
āI donāt think iāve ever see you without a book in your handā¦ā
āI come here whenever I need a quiet place to thinkā¦to sort my head out.āĀ
āWhere have you been?!āĀ
āYou could have at least left a note. We were worried about you.ā
āThe real question is how do you eat your Jaffa Cakes?āĀ
āIām sorryā¦I shouldnāt have done that, you can look after yourselfā¦I shouldnāt haveā¦Iām sorry.āĀ
āHow come every idea I suggest is never good enough?ā
āItās your turn to pick the movie.ā
āI think your cat wants to kill me.ā
āWhen I say I want to be aloneā¦I usually donāt want to be alone.ā
āHow do you smell so good?ā
āWhere have all my jumpers gone?ā
āI think these belong to youā¦ā
āYou should break up with him/her/themāĀ
āYou asked for my advice, donāt get pissy just because you donāt like it.āĀ
āYou know you can be a right prat you know that?āĀ
āYouāre not the only person whoās hurting.ā
āSometimes I think about toning it down and then I remember who I am.ā
āStop being over dramatic!ā
āI bruise really easily!āĀ
āHow come when I try to do something nice it always goes wrong!āĀ
āHave you looked in a mirror lately?āĀ
āPot calling the Kettle black.ā
āPeople just donāt like me.ā
āI donāt get paid enough for this shit.ā
āYouāre not even paying me!ā
āI canāt date him! He hates sarcasm! Thatās like my second language!āĀ
āYou wanna go to the pub? Itās been a rough day.ā
āI should stop making choices for myself I always make bad ones.ā
āOh my god, I love you.āĀ
āYouāre going to smother me in my sleep arenāt you?ā
āThis is a bad idea.ā
āThis is the best idea Iāve ever had!āĀ
āI told you to bring a jacketāĀ
āI canāt believe that Iām snowed in. With youā
āHow can you possibly eat at a time like this?āĀ
āI think youāre amazingā¦even if I donāt say it much, I really do. The things you doā¦ā
āI feel like iāve stepped back in time.āĀ
āI havenāt seen these photos in yearsāĀ
āStop being so stubborn!āĀ
āDo you think weāre cursed?ā
āSo let me get this straight. You went into the woods to find a witch to help you pass your exams? And that was somehow a good idea?ā
āIāve been dead for 200 years and nothing has really changed. People are still idiots.āĀ
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