The Fountain of Random

Want stuff? I have it! I post mostly funny stuff but sporadically

[viiavi]

SALVIA EYES; a complete eye set

Eyeballs for the regular folks, for the strange, and for Fido and Mittens.

Default eyes are NOT the same colors as nondefault peepers (default eyes are in EA colors)

Pet nondefaults and human+alien nondefaults are NOT the same colors (as shown in preview pictures)

There are no nondefaults for vampires since they share human nondefaults

Vampire eyes do NOT glow

human and occult eyes are fully geneticized

Contacts can be found in facepaint

Heterochromia affects the left eye and can be found in skin details

Speculars have been removed

Pls contact me of anything funky

> Download (sfs) // Alternate (mediafire)

[74mkf]

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

[iamt1diabetic]

[ripe]

silver_taeg on ig

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is a sentient bubble bath

[hamtastrophe]

it’s sometimes hard to believe rasputin was real. like there’s no non-fucked up part of rasputin’s existence

[bigthecat]

did he do something problematic i thought he was just russia’s greatest love machine

[the-itchy-bitchy-spider]

basic (true) story: fanatical russian monk who has almost never shaved or washed and smells like goats shows up at the russian capital with a creepy look on his beardy face and everyone just assumes he’s a prophet or a saint because he’s got a cult following that believes he can cure illnesses. his stans are sexually obsessed with him and he gets just a fuckton of russian pussy wherever he goes cause apparently he can cure his true believers of illness with god-given dick magic. russia’s queen has him come stay at the palace and sets him up in luxury because she thinks he can cure her son’s haemophilia with the power of russian goat jesus, and they (allegedly) become lovers, probably, ‘cause she craves that unwashed goat-scented dick like the rest of his cult which she now  (allegedly) belongs to. 

then the worst assassins in the history of assassinations try to assassinate him, because all of russia is slutshaming the queen he has too much power over the royal family and it’s helping revolutionaries turn people against the royals. so these idiots have him round for tea and cakes which are poisoned with cyanide, but he is magically unaffected by poison they get the dose wrong and he doesn’t die, and then he drinks three glasses of wine, which are also poisoned, and he doesn’t die, so they tell him to look at a crucifix and shoot him in the chest with a revolver when he isn’t looking, and he doesn’t die, but they think he’s dead so one of them dresses in his clothes and gets driven to his apartment to make it look like he’s gone home to hide the crime, and when they come back he gets up and attacks them, so they stab him in the side with a knife, and he doesn’t die, and then he frees himself and runs outside, so they shoot him a few times more, including in the forehead, and they wrap his body up and chuck him in the icy river, and he doesn’t go into the water, so his body is found on the ice the next day. and get this…. he died…. of hypothermia.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

additionally, everyone who wasnt in the party of getting rid of rasputin was pretty bummed out when they found him and his miracle dick dead the next day and there was a pretty bangin funeral of which the royal family themselves attended. however after the tsar was overthrown a few month later they exhumed his body and burned it because the new leadership was very adamant about making sure there were no ties left to honor the old monarchy. however this dudes body had never been properly prepped for a cremation which meant that under the extreme heat his tendons and ligaments began to retract and shrink causing his dead body to move and twitch around as if still animate. according to some testimony his body actually sat up straight on the pyre, and at least one spectator fired a gun at the body and another may have allegedly died of shock.

[w0wls]

Rasputin was an old god from times before humans

[mad-duck]

He is like a cleric gone wild

[godlessondheimite]

“did rasputin do something problematic” i am going to die

[ruinedchildhood]

Jiminy Cricket kinkshaming various Disney characters on the House of Mouse

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

MAYBE YOU’LL HAVE PUPPIES MAYBE YOU WON’T 😂

BEASTS FACE I CANT 

[lexicon-the-world-scholar]

Poor Quasimodo…

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

Child please, Quasi got bitches on bitches.

[violet-in-violent]

I think everyone is ignroning Pongo’s face:

[8b1th3r0-deactivated20220528]

Pongo: I know my pullout game weak, what are YOU gonna do about it?

[mooglemain]

im losing my mind

[helium-argon-co2]

I love fat cats that get picked up and look kind of alarmed about it as if their magnificent girth could have prevented this sort of injustice

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“HOW THEY LIFT ME WHEN I AM LORGE”

[notchicken]

When will your friends ever

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

PLEASE GIVE US BACK OUR MOM

[midnite-wet-dreamz]

Ok but gay porn is really teaching me about life and finances

[natakesgamingcorner]

Reblog with the game that got you into gaming.

[murderousink]

Originally posted by suppermariobroth

[ilovetv99]

[pikespendragon67]

[lazualazua]

[abrakillo-deactivated20210707]

[shotimus]

[plant-ghoul]

[ocdinabrokenworld-deactivated20]

[agoddamnsynth]

[cyberneticbanshee-deactivated20]

[sometransgal]

[futch-cassidy]

[tharook]

[ayellowbirds]

I don’t even remember what we had on the Atari 2600 we got as our first console, but I do remember….

[baapi-makwa]

[should-be-sleeping]

It started with the infuriating need to “beat” Marble Madness and then I discovered games with… plots?!

And Final Fantasy 6 sealed the deal.

[garrettauthor]

[jeff-archives]

i used to love this game as a little kid

[hand]

[aaronj3]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be really awkward if your eyelids made a lip-smacking sound everytike you blinked.

[shipburner]

new favorite brand of humor:

mixing different kinds of scales, such as:

The Scoville-Schmidt scale, for measuring how many wasps you can eat

The Schmidt-Fujita scale, for measuring wasp storms

The Kinsey-Kardashev scale, for measuring how gay a civilization is

The Mohs-Scoville scale, for how measuring hard a pepper is

The Mohs-Kinsey scale, for measuring how glam you are

The Kardashev-Scoville scale, for measuring how civilized a pepper is

[just-shower-thoughts]

Kids like asshole vloggers (the Paul brothers) because kids can’t wait till they grow up and remain childish, and vloggers portray a false life of what kids think adulthood is.

[diomdes]

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

[diomdes]

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

[stripedturtlenecksweater]

Your actions have consequences

[transcan]

when aqua queen and cracker both enter the werkroom

[m3ttat0n-ex]

Steal her look: Carla Shaw

Tamara Mellon Double-Faced Leather coat ($2,995)

Burberry London Ruched Cotton-Blend Sweater ($550)

Étoile Isabel Marant Uma embroidered leather belt ($180)

Victoria Beckham Denim Slouch cropped mid-rise boyfriend jeans ($460)

MAIYET Leather brogues ($795)

GIVENCHY BEAUTY Le Rouge Intense Color Lipstick - 305 Rouge Égerié ($36)