aascrown

Lover of books, medicine, psychology and animals - I post random stuff, this is your final warning, Welcome

[andhumanslovedstories]

Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

[beauty-in-healing-deactivated20]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[hambaes-deactivated20151121]

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

[dotsz]

i never know when the superbowl is i just feel like whenever i least expect it to be thats when it is

[transhumanoid-deactivated202106]

boss dropped out of the zoom meeting cause his cat has learned how to unplug the desktop computer when he’s hungry

[cipheramnesia]

Direct action.

[it-kills-i]

[aubrey-plaza]

okay everybody go home this is the best one

[everlastingrandom]

Me every time an executive order is signed:

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[danisontnonfire]

A mom from a one direction fanfic wrote this

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt

[love]

[gray-v]

Visit Original Link

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[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

[eddiesandwich]

[01000101-ed]

Neurons making synapses

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

I hate tumblr moisturization culture

[capacity]

I hate dusty culture yall suckin up the moisture of our air by osmosis yall killin the trees

[institute-for-thermal-research]

I’m real? I’m gotdamn alive?

[itssuji]