Things of purpose, made to fit

Abbey, 27. Too old to be here, yet unable to leave.

[outlanderalien]

UK politics update:

Reporters fight to be heard over Benny Hill theme song blasting outside Parliament while we await Johnson's resignation speech.

[witcheschess]

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[tallandartsy]

Holy shit I literally say this to my roommate EVERY TIME she’s misplaced something… the really amazing thing… is most of the time she’s sitting on it and “have you checked your butt?” Is a valid response. I feel SO validated.

[stars-bean]

“Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia!”

Anastasia (1997) Ocean’s Eight (2018) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith (2005) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) The Witches (1990)

[friendofozma]

Gritty (2021)

[ottermatopoeia]

Aretha Franklin (2014)

[make--it--gayer]

[veztemporana-deactivated2019061]

bonus:

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

[the-real-skeletor]

[lizziesolsen-deactivated2017060]

It was very sad for me.

[abbeystraction]

Tired: taking my lexapro

Wired: watching It’s FlashBeagle, Charlie Brown and producing enough serotonin to power a small city

[mal-luck]

[vizuallyill]

indeed we do.

[dwaynethegeekisdead-deactivated]

Yes we do.

[goblinparty]

Amen.

[robfoxirl-deactivated20120410]

Mark of Slaanesh!

[dreadedmothavulcan-deactivated2]

^^^ I love my nerd <3

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 23rd of january, 2012.

[heritageposts]

That dumbass edit is making me genuinely reevaluate if I am attracted to mads mikklesen i hate you so so much

i’m sorry anon...

[bad1dimagines]

🔗

[everythingfox]

Would you listen to his song?

[lesbianrey]

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Japanese Sumo robots

[setheverman]

this is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going on

[bunjywunjy]

the best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. 

(this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)

the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counter

or dodging. that works too.

also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensors

WIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRR

robot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.

FLYYYYYYY

I hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!

[s-p-giffy]

IT GOT BETTER!!!

[transmortifried]

Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.

Here enjoy.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my god please watch this video

“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”

one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now

[vastderp]

!!!

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

lads im goin into cardiac arrest

[der-hornmeister]

shoutout to the robot reacting to sound, transfixed at the cheering audience instead of its opponent

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[abbeystraction]

If the EXTREMELY thorough Title IX training Illinois is making me do before I can register for classes had the goal of making me familiar with the issues of campus rape, PTSD, and shame—then boy howdy I am already fucking aware, thanks

[etereasa]

absolutely obsessed with these three georgian girls called trio mandilli (source)

[vbartilucci]

I can only hope the mule joins them on tour.