Queen of Technicalities

We are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn. Biologist and book devourer. Ravenclaw & Pukwudgie. INTJ, emphasis on the I. She/her/hers. Polyamorous. Baby Bi. 24. Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes! - Bill S. Preston, Esq.

[abby-doodle-books]

Well that’s embarrassing

sorry to everyone who got tagged in the raybans thing, I have deleted the posts and for the love of god do not click the link.

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

The White House

Art museum 

Jewelry store

Best Buy 

Your ex’s apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you)

Rival scientist’s lab 

CEO’s summer home

Area 51

[votedami]

I want you all to know that an Arab Muslim from Tunis proposed the Theory of Evolution near 600 years before Charles Darwin even took his first breath. Don’t let them erase you.

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

his name is Ibn Khaldun

[imaanhammaam-deactivated2016031]

Also, it was not the apple falling from a tree that made Issac Newton “discover” gravity. He was reading the books of Ibn Al Haytham, an Arab Muslim from Iraq, who pioneered the scientific method, discovered gravity and wrote about the laws governing the movement of bodies (now known as Newtons three laws of motion) some 600 years before Newton existed. Without him, modern science as we know it wouldn’t exist. Read on him. His achievements are far greater than what I’ve just mentioned here.

[afghanmenace]

#no offense but arabs literally invented chemistry and algebra and we came up with the concept of the camera #the cataract operation that’s still practiced today was invented by an Arab #we created alchemy and the wright brothers used abbas ibn firnas’ findings and writings to build on to create a plane #I could go on and on and on #pls don’t erase our scientific history

[guluna]

I reblog this post every time I see it

[kyraneko]

We fucking replaced a Muslim scientist with an apple?

[deliriumcrow]

In the middle ages, THE place to go for an education was the middle East, or, failing that, Spain. The Muslim world didn’t have the same limits placed on scientific inquiry that the Christian world did, and since they were willing to look at more than just Aristotole and actually compare texts to the observable world, they had some incredible scientific and mathematical advancements. And street lights and toilets. I mean theories and algebra are great and all, but street lights and toilets. In the 12th century. Also medical advancements, and fewer rules against women studying. Hell, women *should* be the ones studying the female body, would you rather a woman see your female relatives, or some old man? Would you rather have someone who lives in the same kind of body, or one who has no first hand idea what the parts can do?

[mdmshakespeare]

Europeans erased centuries of knowledge from the East because of fear. When we “rediscovered” it, we were still too egotistical to admit that non-whites could have been smarter, so we invented our own mythology.

Bring credit back where it’s due. Honor the true pioneers.

[rumaan]

Also the world’s oldest continuous existing university was established by a woman, Fatima al-Fihri, in 859 AD (244/5 AH) in Fez, Morocco.

[captain-flint]

Nobody is actually gay in Tolkien, friend.

not with that attitude 

[haniela]

[penny-anna]

Concept: Sam finds out elves can die of sadness, gets very concerned, starts doing his best to make sure Mr Legolas is happy all the time just in case

[penny-anna]

This causes a terrible dilemma when Legolas expresses that he’d prefer not to be addressed as Mr Legolas and Sam doesn’t want to risk upsetting him but also that goes against everything he knows.

[enide-s-dear]

‘Mr Highness Greenleaf sir’

[penny-anna]

Mr Greenleaf, sir? Mr Green? Mr Leaf?

[sheofthetea]

*Legolas and Gimli fighting, as usual* 

Sam: Stop! STOP! You leave Mr L- Elf alone, Mr Gimli!

Legolas: Why, thank you, Sam. You see, Gimli? Your dwarven rudeness has even upset Sam-

Sam, sobbing: He can’t take such a talking to, Mr Gimli! He’s such a sensitive soul. Much more of that and he’ll be dead by morn!

Legolas: 

[penny-anna]

Aragorn: Sam, don’t worry. it takes a lot more sorrow than that to kill an elf

Sam: but these are really sad times

Aragorn: excuse me

Sam: we’re all very upset all the time because of the quest. what if something small is what pushes him over the edge

Aragorn: it doesn’t work like that-

Legolas, genuinely panicked: what if it works like that??

Aragorn: I’m sure it doesn’t

Legolas: he had a point I AM very upset all the time

Gandalf: Legolas I assure you no elf has ever died like that

Legolas: NOT YET THEY HAVEN’T

Legolas & Sam: *both panicking*

[darkestelemental616]

the Fellowship has one brain cell and Aragorn is currently the only one using it

[magnetarmadda]

@takemegnome

[ojibwa]

the crushing guilt of being unproductive vs the exhaustion of being burned out. fight.

[anxietyproblem]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

maybe….flu shots should be….FREE this year

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

maybe vaccines…which prevent social epidemics….should be free EVERY year

[whitepeopletwitter]

[old-primavera-cerezos]

it would take 2.3 million years for Jeff Bezos to earn his $183.3b net worth working 24 hours a day at New Mexico’s $9/hr minimum wage.

[i-wear-the-cheese]

That’s 11.5 times longer than the human race has existed.

[splend-42]

Not long enough.

[endreal]

What if we gave it a twist? Rather than earning that amount of money, what if it was to save that amount while still paying bills and feeding himself?

[architeuthisducks-blog]

And since it IS hell, his car starts making a Noise about once a month.

[psychicpopsicle]

[caffeinatedcatholic]

Me on tumblr dot com

[caffeinatedcatholic]

This gets better the later in 2020 you reblog it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[coconut-cluster]

we need more chaotic female characters. just absolutely unhinged gals

[stardustndice]

Bisexuals are valid even if they’ve never dated someone of the same sex

Y’all are just mean

[loveable-korrasami]

Unimportant... unimportant... Oh! Me! 😂❤️

[erenia]

let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes

[kitbulls]