The Local Dumbass

Hi, I'm Abby, It/It’s She/Her, I’m 24. I reblog random things, rarely post art if at all, and sometimes ramble. Welcome to my personal hell motherfuckers.

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[clouds-of-wings]

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

[zoi-no-miko]

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

[sighinastorm]

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

[ninjamouse13]

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[prof-grace-aspen]

Recalled eggs were shipped to foodservice and retail customers in Texas, Oklahoma, and Louisiana.  Recalled eggs were available to consumers at Kroger stores in Texas and Louisiana; Brookshire Grocery stores in Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Louisiana, and other smaller retail and foodservice outlets in these states plus Mississippi and New Mexico.

Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, and New Mexico are the currently affected states.

[glorioustragedykid]

good lord

[rainbrella]

how is the cat ‘No’ ?

he just Is

[dinuguan]

[veiledfigure]

doesnt like it

[dailycatsblog]

[lonestatus]

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

🤨🤨🤨

[dykegerard]

[theunsubtleknife]

[krispdreemurr]

i really like this meme sorry.

[krispdreemurr]

[curioscurio]

fuck you fuck everything monkey peanut butter and jelly

[tooth-sucker]

how it feels when people like talking to you and talk to you everyday because they like you

[pmamtraveller]

"Waiting Gradually Eats The Soul"

by A.F. Vandevorst.

[blorbo-posting]

[wrestlingvideogames]

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

they didnt listen, by the way. because of course they didnt. theyre hiding domo ai from the member list and forcing them into private and public servers. use

/ban user:1153984868804468756

to get rid of it.

if you're interested in the Colorful support post i made regarding this, its under the cut. i'm livid.

[katana-kitsune]

adding this to the list… 🫩 5. 5 bots you have to fucking ban from discord that they added without your permission. What the absolute fuck.

Discord bots you need to ban

1104973139257081909

1288638725869535283

1090660574196674713

1104973139257081909

1153984868804468756

[creatrixarcanum]

actual user names that came up in my personal server when I banned these- DomoAI#7882 Viggle#6074 Glifbot#2213 InsightFaceSwap#5692