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Some good news among all the bullshit
Hell yeah kings
Hell yeah
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Sent to me from reddit today. This is art actually. Link.
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was âheâs got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so heâd be more comfortableâ and it made me realise the world isnât all that bad
#this is team skull
The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying âYou can pet me, but donât pick me up!â One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him âdid you see the sign?â He said âyeah! it says that you can pick them up but donât pet them!â Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said âI didnât read it right did I?â And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said âits ok, i know youâve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shitsâ And I still havenât gotten over that interaction.
I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. Heâs a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like âhey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but yourâs is so small I think itâs a good place to start.â Ofc I was like âyes heâs very friendly!â So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks âcan I pick him up?â And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number twoâs lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes âhey man, itâs okay just relax Iâd never let anything hurt you. Heâs a good boy.â Iâll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like âah yes the two least intimidating living things Iâve seen in Boston all day heâll feel relaxed around themâ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy
I love this
I was (of course it was) in NYC at the time, riding on the R train and this burly, tall, leather and black jeans with fuck off huge steel-plated knee-highs and a fourteen foot lime green mohawk gets on the train and sitâs down, his jansport backpack making this Ghu-awful THUNK as he sets it between his feet. And no one says anything. Everyone saw him because how could you not?
And he opens his bag and starts rustling through it and sets aside some YA novel that I donât remember but that it had this absolutely lovely lavender purple cover. and then he pulls out his fucking knitting and just goes to town. Just, minding his own business, knitting away intently, listening to his earbuds.
And wasnât a person on that train gonna say a DAMN thing about it. No one pointed or made any comments because this dude was built to crush motherfuckers. And he was knitting in public so you know he knew no fear and was happy and confident and then this little girl walked away from her mum and walked straight up to him and waved and her mother looked surprised (but not scared, this is NYC - we donât know fear because weâre too busy). But the guy sees this little girl wave at him and just gives her the BIGGEST SMILE and waves back and takes out an earbud and says hi and they start talking about knitting and how he learned on his own and she wanted to learn and her mother didnât know. But he suggested that there were knitting clubs and a lot of them were free and would happily help a new little knitter like her.
It was the single most adorable and heart warming thing of my life. Like hereâs this dude with a Rancid t-shirt that looks like it was probably printed in someoneâs flat fifteen years ago with an anti-nazi patch right over his heart and enough metal in his clothes to be worth recycling but a little girl waved and what type of nasty, heartless fuck doesnât smile at kids? That ainât punk.
Used to work at a nature center, which was attached to an elementary school. Occasionally the fire alarms would go off, and for the most part, weâd all just go about our business (weekly fire drills for the kids didnât mean that the snakes tanks didnât need cleaning).
In the middle of one of these alarms, I had a lovely 7â long red rat snake wrapped around me while I was cleaning up. (She was my favorite - active, but polite, never bit or struck or pulled back to threaten it, or musked me, no matter what I did with her). Of course, law of averages, there had to be one that was a ârealâ alarm. Bunch of big firefighters come in, demanded to know why we werenât outside with everyone else, the workâs.
And then they started screaming.
High pitched, girly shrieks. As first one, then another, noticed I was wearing a snake.
And, of course, the screaming brought more fire fighters over, who also screamed⌠letâs just say I had three trucks worth of dudes gathered around me, stunned that I would -wear- a snake. Who, of course, saw new people and was doing her best to make friends.
Once the false alarm was sorted, they all came back, to a man, to meet the snakes. I had enough for each of them to âtry one on.â
These big, buff dudes, who risk their lives running into raging fires without a thought, had to hype themselves up for me to put a young hog nose in their palms. Anxiety sweat dropped down their faces and soaked through their undershirts as I let the red and grey rat snakes cool around their arms. When the garden snake slipped down one guyâs collar, I thought he was going to drop dead from a heart attack, right there. But they all did it! And survived!
I just wish Iâd taken pictures to show the third graders when they came in after classes finished!
I go to college early or fall semester because of marching band and so do a lot of the fall sports teams right? So Iâm in line in the dining hall, waiting for some spaghetti or something and two dudes from the soccer team or football team or something are behind me, just chatting, and Iâm alone so Iâm lowkey eavesdropping. At some point Sports Boy 1 notices another sports boy and points out the pants heâs wearing to his friend, Sports Boy 2. And he says something along the lines of âThose were the pants I was talking about before. What do you think? Could I pull them off?â And Sports Boy 2 looks around and finds the pants Sports Boy 1 was talking about and goes âyeah I think you could pull them off,â and then he paused and almost like an afterthought said âbut you know, whatâs important is that you feel confident in them,â
And man I sat there so touched because like, yes bro preach that body postivity to your friend, remind him that itâs not about what other people think but how he feels.
My life to have witnessed the firefighters meeting the snakes. Bless their hearts đ¤Łđ¤Łđđđđđ
London Underground, a few years ago. Punk guy - ripped jeans, leathers, multi-coloured mohawk, facial tattoos, safety pins where they really donât belong, bottle in hand - talking to these two googly-eyed German tourist girls. Tells them how to get to wherever they wanted to go, cool free places in the neighbourhood, what to look out for. Gets up to leave with the final warning: âJust promise me youâll be careful who you talk to, okay? Some pretty weird people in this town.â
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This has gotten better since I last saw it.
Every time this crosses my path, it has beautiful new stories on it.
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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
The show, as you know it, is actually ending. The track, the audience, us three in really badly fitting jackets every week.
This is the last one.
That montage gave me so many feels. Donât always remember all the shit Iâve been through until Iâm remembering how long this show has been there for me haha
just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a batâs sonar
we can too youâre just not skilled yet
Me helicoptering my dick so the cops canât triangulate my cellphone signal
i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out
You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think Iâm afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I wonât get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, manâand your ass better hope I donât have a knife.
Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.
Two things I learned.
One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you theyâre sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.
Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.
However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.
didnât think it could get any better, yet here we are
If you donât have a weapon and somebody breaks in who does have a weapon, your survival likely depends on whether you can get within armâs reach of them before they can aim and fire. This becomes significantly less impossible if they spend 1-3 seconds staring or saying âwhat the fu-â between when they see you and when they start doing something about it. Unexpected nudity can be a serious tactical advantage if youâre otherwise doomed.
âUnexpected nudity can be a serious tactical advantage if youâre otherwise doomed.â was not a sentence I expected to read today.
thatâs actually why some warriors fought naked in battle, by the way
The Celts were right.
this entry in a âwhat would happen if the internet went down tomorrowâ contest has been making me laugh since 2009
So would that be a Ding Dong Rick?
I know weâre all used to the whole Scabbers is Pettigrew thing but can you imagine getting kidnapped by some dude and then your very professional teacher appears and points a gun at your dog and goes âMr. Sprinkles is a war criminalâ
Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids
me: *hangs foot off the bed*