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♐ | 27 | Canada | ♂ |He/him/his| Hello! my name is Fady

[ashstfu]

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

[anticurses]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[iluvrabbitz]

tv antler antennas

[important-cat-pics]

[kittybroker]

Perfectly boxed little kitty here to be shipped off right to your doorstep! Now for only $15.43!

[thisisrealy2kok]

さよひめぼう - Alien Galaxy Mail (2020)

[maxxie-or-smth]

i cannot kill myself because there is music

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[persephonaae]

Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

[levikra]

I started playing Warframe and I’m grinding hard to meet this man ough

[dogpuppy]

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[doubleca5t]

One of my all time favorite tiktoks

[littlescratches]

I jist have to inform you all that bussy has meant smooch in German the whole time. Doesn't excuse the ice pops, however. That bear's a perv.

[davestriderpostscratch]

i know the “trollcops” concept is dated now but unfortunately terezi and sollux are the two troll characters that would work better than any others as a hard boiled noir detective pair

[davestriderpostscratch]

the appeal of it is obviously partially the “jaded emotionally unstable cynic who is nonetheless relatively upstanding and occasionally even kind x receptive excitable optimist with a sense of humor who is extremely ruthless and morally questionable” dynamic (both of these being subversions of classic noir archetypes) but i also just get a giggle out of imagining sollux being like, terezi’s mean rude ass secretary that hates his job but solves cases with her because he can’t help himself. and she’s like this tough hard-drinking ex-cop with a troubled past that’s addicted to antagonizing him because she always manages to reverse-psychology him into going along with her investigations and shenanigans. and they go around wearing trench coats and fedoras in the rain.

[pathidoszune]

happy lunar new year 🐎🧧🎇🎋

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[tuna-core]