*sleeps in Jinkx Monsoon*

she’s a killer, bee, draguuula, she’ll give you, bees, drag drag dra

[vampirezigzagoon]

Gaga: I can see you standing there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your

[sherb-the-goat]

[officialunitedstates]

whats the deal with juiceboxes.  too much box not enough juice

[marisatomay]

for sale: baby shoes never worn. kid was born bigger than anticipated. absolutely jacked. real renaissance man.

[anxietyproblem]

[hustlerose]

[jazzsucks-deactivated20171223]

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

another one of the funniest things i’ve ever heard: a few of my friends in middle school made a project for drama class where they made a fake game show and the host character’s catchphrase was “try to win. but remember: you might don’t!”

[notlostonanadventure]

All Stars 1: “I brought you back for a second chance at the crown.”

AS2: “I brought you back to build your legacy.”

AS3: “I brought you back to showcase your growth outside the show.”

AS4: “I brought you back because fuck it, I like memes, catchphrases and paychecks

[darlenealdersen]

[waywardrunawaycherryblossom-dea]

That’s such a relief actually. 

[biqtchpuddins]

stan felony dodger

[sheaessencehall]

[nocuer]

Want that keep a picture of you in my wallet type of love

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: This week you will be able to handle whatever comes your way.]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[peachysuggest]

anyone else here uhhhh love women a whole lot