The Bird in a Birdcage

Won’t someone stop me from dying young and miserable and right?

[il0vep0rtal]

Help! I’m under a magic spell that can only be broken by True Love’s Kiss!!!

[il0vep0rtal]

They call me the Drug Lady. Actually the “Lady” part is a misnomer. I’m actually just “the Drug”

[selena-soto]

[pukicho]

my mom has more spotify listeners than u

I know. She's my direct competition.

[fleshdyke]

i know every bug. btw

[fleshdyke]

personally

[rudeboimonster]

[fleshdyke]

whos that white boy

[fleshdyke]

i would like to formally apologize for calling this guy white. whos that mixed polynesian boy

[zvaigzdelasas]

People born when trump was first elected are now old enough to drive

[zvaigzdelasas]

Not to drive very well. but still

[nerdreamer]

[samwisefamgee]

[etaka]

[aromancy]

[politijohn]

Source

This entire article is worth the read. Fuck Gilead

[spinningthehamsterwheel]

Just leaving this here. No particular reason...

[3liza]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

[thepunkpanther]

"What's your point?" "My point is you should call your son." "What if he won't talk to me?" "At least you'll know. Then you could stop worrying about it. You won't have to be afraid anymore. I don't care how mad I was, I'd talk to my dad. Especially around the holidays." "I don't know." "Just give it a shot. For your granddaughter anyway. I'm sure she misses you. And the presents."

HOME ALONE (1990) dir. Chris Columbus

[ruinedchildhood]

[doggirlpaws]

That's the original??

[tgirl-thucydides]

Im not ever gonna be over the fact that this dude gave up his fucking face during an assassination bc he was fucking flirting. Service worker pussy has me getting life in prison.

[depsidase]

[messygoku]

writing a message on the bullet you're about to use to kill a billionaire who directly fucked millions of people through their health insurance makes you the coolest fucking person on earth I hope you dont get caught

[applejongho]

[bogleech]

I want to see what the bullets look like. I wanna see the style and quality of the most based lettering of the century

[t4timekeeper]

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

[nemo-in-slumberland]

[1dietcokeinacan]

#NEVERFINDHIM

[1dietcokeinacan]

#NEVERFINDHIMMMMMM

[aflo]

maybe there is no killer. maybe it was the will of the people briefly manifested and given form

[omegaversereloaded]

let's bow our heads and manifest another

[il0vep0rtal]

They hate me cuz I’m sticking to the beat and am such a PYT and cuz I’m doing the dance