The Local Cryptid Speaks

they make me do pushups in draag okay actually this is a penumbra blog who am i kidding. that's a threat and a warning. watch out.

[aqua-rants-and-rambles]

*gets down on one knee* will you be the evil scientist to my evil henchman?

[aqua-rants-and-rambles]

@ablogbyacryptid we shall have a spring wedding

[xonlictheeverswarm]

[kaidenchii]

Revelations 16:3

“Then the second angel poured out his bowl on the sea, and it became blood as of a dead man; and every living creature in the sea died.”

[hawkland]

“Think about it long time.”

Watercolor on paper, 25cmx10cm.

[my phm art tag]

[rockytheeridian]

PROJECT HAIL MARY + Ilyukhina's dress 2026, dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[victimeyez]

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[unyieldingsilence]

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[doyouremem8erme]

hi,my name is Normal About Characters and youcan always trust me to be normal about the cahracter

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[infectiouspiss]

listening to black parade -> danger days means u go from "i cannot kill myself, killing myself is the myself killer" to "there isn't a bitch bad enough to kill me"

[infectiouspiss]

"i am not afraid to keep on living, i am not afraid to walk this world alone" -> "shut up and lemme see your jazz hands!!!!!!"

[wifegideonnav]

goddamnit do i have to go get a degree from wizard academy now just to get a shitass job??

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

It took me So Long to figure out what this one at work was meant to be

[ispyspookymansion]

ohhhh i get it now! theres something wrong with me

[not-freyja]

Can everyone who makes video content do a Deaf bitch a favor? Watch your shit with the captions on and the sound off, and then do another round of editing to fix things including but not limited to:

Captions cover the spot on the screen you put the information I need

The dialogue is captioned but not the song you have playing that the dialogue is responding to

You only captioned the person on the screen, not the person off screen who is also talking

No captioning of critical sound effects (alarms, bells, dogs barking, etc)

Speakers are not labelled at moments where it is not clear on the screen who is talking.

Captions cover the spot on the screen that you put the information I need!

Other d/Deaf people welcome to add.

This post brought to you by the fifth video tutorial I could not follow because the bad, auto-generated captions covered what I was trying to watch today.

[burstfoot]

Space cowboys were a big thing in the 90s. Not so much anymore

[burstfoot]

There's still time to make Space Cowgirls a thing in the 2020s... never give up...!

[dark-spirit-tamamoland]

they're still terming random transfems as i type this i see which does make quite a statement doing this today specifically

[puppetstuffing]

watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/

[puppetedlove]

:)

[puppetvictim]

:)

[tamamowand]

QUITE the statement to be nuking transfems at the current accelerated pace right at the start of pride month like this, isn't it

[real3dsfacts]

the 3ds is an animal that can love you