And yet I remain

18+. He/Him. Back from locally scheduled execution at the hands of HQ. Ask if you need anything tagged.

[abortedgfleiheng]

Verminleger -> Abortedgfleiheng

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[lakevida]

my elderly neighbor is explaining a meme to me and he opened with “so have you ever seen the series of images”

[innerchildabortionclinic]

good morning everyone it's time to be tortured to insanity and then of course tortured for being insane

[sofuton]

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[homoidiotic]

Thats a new one

[brostateexam]

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[internet-sentences]

[calebwittebane]

only things related to those shows i'll ever want to or need to see

[omegaverse]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

shlock brain hurt

[omegaverse]

not his name.

[empathviv]

shamrock going proper mental innit

[omegaverse]

not even his name.

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[girlballs-archive]

Fat bitches frotting

[girlballs-archive]

sposnored by thee fucking frito lay corporation

[im-mender]

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

[headspace-hotel]

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[innerchildabortionclinic]

dawg why is everything pregnant all the time

don't worry about it