Havodaddy Legolas

Please stop making me bake bacon

[uhhhhmanda]

Just came home from a dinner party with the friendgroup at which several people kept saying "Ask Pedro" or "Pedro will know" and I was terrified that they were referring to an AI like Claude but no, thank fuck, they were referring to a cardboard cutout of Pedro Pascal that someone left upstairs and who has been designated a kind of patron saint status in the household.

[pirategf]

[shares 2 traits with a character] this is absolutely insane we are the same person

[doodle-shenanigans]

[character that is just like me] fuck this guy

[assiraphales]

westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself

[assiraphales]

oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why

[halondrus]

Walking into my 9 hour shift and hearing "2 people quit yesterday"

[halondrus]

[emolgana]

incredible stuff happening out there

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[porterdavis]

[unbelievablekats]

Getting high on open window air

[hottdoggblogg]

[the-big-mood]

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[lustcannibalism]

I went to twink island and you wouldn't guess who was there

[twinkhole-destroyer]

can you give me the coordinates

[catboybreeder]

now why would you need that information, tumblr user twinkhole-destroyer?

[mindflamer]

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[tref0il]

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[pineappical]

what grace make that face for question

[orangepenguino]

(nyt)

No. I'm fine, really. I'm just ugly crying about Carroll crater. A bright spot on the far side of the moon. I'm fine. I'll stop crying eventually.

[662607015]

having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

[662607015]

oh one source of bad information by robert bly we're really in it now