paige

the 1975 + kpop

[rylandsgrace]

Ok that's the one

[prokopetz]

The thing that throws me about Alfredo sauce isn't that it's named after the guy who invented it – it's that it's named after the first name of the guy who invented it. Imagine a sauce named Steve.

[roycohn]

i was in the grocery store and saw an onion on the ground and picked it up, absently saying “poor little guy.” behind me a teenage girl started laughing and then stopped and went “aww. i’m sorry for laughing. that’s nice actually.” and the cycle of cruelty is broken for another generation as a young person realizes that it is not embarrassing to have empathy for another thing that was once living, because certainly to be a lone white onion rolling on the ground in a supermarket would be terrifying to anyone

[about-woo]

the kpop friend explaining the necessary thirty minutes of context for the non-kpop friend to understand the significance of the song they're about to show them:

[about-woo]

genie: you have 3 wishes

me: can i wish for like 50 more

genie: no

me: damn. ok i wish i was a saltine cracker

genie: what

me:

[about-woo]

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch