[anarchistmemedistro]

[mckitterick]

hmmmm...

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[loveridden1999]

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

[mariacallous]

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[hollowboobtheory]

so. how bout those files

[hollowboobtheory]

I cannot stress this enough, donald trump has given head to bill clinton

[hollowboobtheory]

[hollowboobtheory]

I really thought there was nothing he could do to surprise me anymore

[hollowboobtheory]

some magat: you know bill clinton is gonna be in the files too

me: nobody gives a fuck about Bill clinton because he hasn't been president for a quarter of a century, dumbass

the files: now pause the movie cause what I'm about to say to yall is so damn twisted

[roguesareth]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[morguesiren]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump and MAHA are completely lying about autism and Tylenol.

The anecdotal stories are moronic.

[mysharona1987]

[mysharona1987]

[animentality]

[existennialmemes]

Charles Manson never killed a single person with his own hands. He was still held accountable for the murders his rhetoric led others to commit.

Thinking about this for absolutely no reason.

[anexperimentallife]

[chippyyyz]

Minnesota Rep. Hortman and husband killed, Sen. Hoffman and wife wounded in politically motivated shootings, Gov. Walz says

Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed, and state Sen. John Hoffman and his wife were wounded in politically motiv

[would-you-punt-them]

Trump was asked about Charlie Kirk and started talking about that new ballroom at the White House again

Like he could not give less of a fuck anymore

[clown-alchemist]

You'll be minding your own business watching the x files and then bam. Gillian Anderson prettiest woman on earth. okay now back to the aliens impregnating zoo animals