Big Straight Faggot

My name is Kameron Drake, I am a lesbian. I'm 22, and I'll be good to you as long as you're good to me.

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

[averagescotsman]

[twistdmentality]

[wizardlife]

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

[princecanary]

[silverwing26]

I was upset, and then delighted.

[mortallyposting-deactivated2018]

IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO

[skeletxnqueen]

OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY

[pewdel]

[noobtheloser]

Hahahaha… ha.. ha…… :(  Check out more of my comics on CollegeHumor! 5 Revenge Tactics for Non-Confrontational People The Unfortunate Reality of Being a Grown-Up Living in a World with Too Many Distractions

[dutchstore]

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i don’t recall making this vine but obviously it must have happened at some point because this is 1000000000000% me

[batou]

At the groceries store

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

[lucalrio-deactivated20150405]

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

[teapayne-deactivated20120908]

[sodamnrelatable]

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

[deep-dish-luigi]

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

[delicatemotion-blog]

This gave me anxiety

[sinistra-orlok]

[we-all-got-scars-again]

IT’S MARCH

[multifand0mtrash]

[eolo]

[africant]

tell me i’m pretty

[93749185789183]

“what will your kids think of that tattoo?” my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

[kylajaykay-deactivated20150102]

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

[aboveaveragehomo]

what the signs think about zodiac posts

ARIES: excuse you i am SUPER CHILL ALL THE TIME

TAURUS: i do more than eat food omfg

GEMINI: what the fuck

CANCER: this is so not me... omfg wait THIS one is ME tho

LEO: pls keep feeding my ego

VIRGO: if i'm not being compared to beyonce idgaf

LIBRA: is this me? someone tell me if this is me omg

SCORPIO: why am i always the evil one i'll murder all ur asses

SAGITTARIUS: haha i don't care *reblogs*

CAPRICORN: i'm not nearly as motivated as these posts make me seem

AQUARIUS: i'm fine with this

PISCES: i'm not THAT sensitive *starts crying*

[arolydia-deactivated20140320]

I think the fact that within Hogwarts there’s a lot of distaste for Slytherin and Hufflepuff shows some interesting insight into the wizarding community. Like, Hufflepuff represents hard work and fairness, right? But there’s the idea that Hufflepuffs are losers, sort of the proverbial nice guys who finish last. On the other hand, Slytherins, who represent cunning and ambition and personal drive, are seen as cutthroat and generally nasty and mean. 

Ultimately, Hufflepuff and Slytherin are both rooted in philosophies on self betterment and achieving success in life, both in terms of being a better person and being a more powerful/wealthy person. The obvious question raised by Hogwarts student’s disapproval of both Slytherin and Hufflepuff is this: if it makes you a loser to succeed through hard work and fairness, but a cheat to succeed through cleverness and an attitude of doing whatever it takes to achieve your goals, how is someone in the wizarding world expected to gain power/wealth/status if they aren’t already born with it? 

[airagorncharda]

It’s also worth noting that in a world where magic can do your work for you, Hufflepuffs are scoffed at for being willing to work at all, and Slytherins are shunned for taking advantage of magic to it’s fullest.

[givemeinternet]

The older I get the more I seem to understand this

[disneyandpixars]

[rachellweisz]